The tuataras were pretty much all I was hoping for from today.
The world doesn't end but what you were really hoping for was a tuatara? Yeah, that actually fits. Well, it probably will after I go Google tuataras.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Dec 20, 2012 10:01:19 pm PST #24165 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Ginger - Dec 21, 2012 1:59:42 am PST #24166 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Aren't there only a couple hundred takahe?
smonster - Dec 21, 2012 2:46:55 am PST #24167 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I'm up and at 'em. I think I'm going to change suitcases, though. I was going for a big soft side for the capacity, but I want the compartments of my rolly. Hmm. Maybe subdivide with totes? I'm going to have A Ridiculous Amount of Crap either way, especially with all of Frankie's crap.
My goal was to leave by 7 am. That's in 15 minutes. Yeah... No.
Steph L. - Dec 21, 2012 3:51:12 am PST #24168 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I wish I could block Tim from saying "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." I'm seriously going to cockpunch him if he says it one more time.
"If complex issues are reduced to catch phrases then only assholes will parrot them." Then give him a Meaningful Look to underscore your point.
I like the Meaningful Cockpunch.
Teppy, you might respond with the Eddie Izzard quote: “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I prefer Izzard's "Guns don't kill people; people kill people. But I think THE GUN HELPS."
Nora Deirdre - Dec 21, 2012 4:28:43 am PST #24169 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Sorry I made you look crazy! I thought I was excessively whining and made it go poof.
Good luck getting out! We'll take good care of the girls while you;re gone!
Liese S. - Dec 21, 2012 5:09:50 am PST #24170 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
On my flight they were making people check their rolling bags they'd brought as carryons because they were out of overhead space.
Laura - Dec 21, 2012 5:13:15 am PST #24171 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Safe travels, smonster, and others traveling in the next few days.
I wish I could block Tim from saying "If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns." I'm seriously going to cockpunch him if he says it one more time.
Yeah, hearing way too much of that myself. My reaction is most often one of hiding and avoiding which makes me feel like a wimpy wimp, but there it is. I made one statement of position on FB, then have just stayed out of it. People IRL I have mostly stated my opinion then asked that we can agree to disagree rather than have circular discussion.
sj - Dec 21, 2012 7:03:49 am PST #24172 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
My uncle is finally home from the hospital, hopefully for longer than a couple days this time. He's in a ton of pain with both the lung and his arthritis, and he's not able to take anything other than extra strength tylenol right now. So pain~ma and healing~ma if anyone has any to spare.
erikaj - Dec 21, 2012 7:17:39 am PST #24173 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Arizona. wtf is wrong with you? Not really asking...I'll be here all day? But what kind of sick fuck views blowing up a roomful of kids as a commercial and send sales up 300%?! I get "You're not the boss of me," and as an Elmore Leonard fan, I think I get violence as a vicarious thrill better than most draft-dodging peace freaks. However, if you have a Bushmaster right now that you just bought because freedom, I'm saving some time in my ethical universe and deciding you're an asshole, if not outright a homicidal maniac.
smonster - Dec 21, 2012 7:58:19 am PST #24174 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
At the Fl Welcome Ctr, scarfing some cold chicken. ::waves at Laura::
~ma for you uncle, sj.
Love to you, bonny, and peace be on your spirit.
Oh, Erika, I wish you didn't have so much fodder for the bitter funny, but damn do you bring the funny.
As for the gun thing, I'm on my way to see my mom's family, where confederate flags abound and there's a shotgun in every closet. My uncle goes by Gunpa to his grand kids. This could be fun!! ...hey, look how cute my dog is!!