Feel free to quote me on that if the situation comes up again, sj.
Can't I just carry a sign.
askye, I'm glad your doctor has a plan.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Feel free to quote me on that if the situation comes up again, sj.
Can't I just carry a sign.
askye, I'm glad your doctor has a plan.
Mom called. It seems like my uncle's lung surgery yesterday didn't work. I'm headed out with thessaly, and I am so done answering the phone for the day.
sj I'm sorry you are dealing with insensitive people and also about your uncle.
Don't say anything, don't use the dead folks' credit cards, and the detective doesn't want to hear your side. Although I'm still mad at myself, you know, the last person I gave advice to when she got arrested probably deserved to be *under* the jail, but up hopped Crusader Rabbit all "You need a public defender, blah blah...she got off from that and was running around being stupid again within six months. What did I care if a friend of a friend's daughter was a skank? Giving a fuck when it ain't my turn.
If you're planning to commit a crime, buy the murder weapon with cash.
edit: though it doesn't necessarily be murder. Buy your criminal implements with cash so they can't analyze your buying. Or get in the habit of buying the item over a period of time. Please, criminals, have you learned nothing from TV?
sj, I'm sorry it's been such a shitty day.
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
The universe is very lucky I'm lazy.
I feel ya.
SHUT UP FOREVER EVERYONE.
I'm now half-seriously entertaining the thought of t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.