Don't say anything, don't use the dead folks' credit cards, and the detective doesn't want to hear your side. Although I'm still mad at myself, you know, the last person I gave advice to when she got arrested probably deserved to be *under* the jail, but up hopped Crusader Rabbit all "You need a public defender, blah blah...she got off from that and was running around being stupid again within six months. What did I care if a friend of a friend's daughter was a skank? Giving a fuck when it ain't my turn.
'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'
Jayne ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Dec 06, 2012 8:57:47 am PST #23555 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2012 9:08:50 am PST #23556 of 30001
brillig
If you're planning to commit a crime, buy the murder weapon with cash.
edit: though it doesn't necessarily be murder. Buy your criminal implements with cash so they can't analyze your buying. Or get in the habit of buying the item over a period of time. Please, criminals, have you learned nothing from TV?
Maria - Dec 06, 2012 9:09:28 am PST #23557 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
sj, I'm sorry it's been such a shitty day.
erikaj - Dec 06, 2012 9:18:37 am PST #23558 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
Connie Neil - Dec 06, 2012 9:22:10 am PST #23559 of 30001
brillig
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
The universe is very lucky I'm lazy.
erikaj - Dec 06, 2012 9:41:15 am PST #23560 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I feel ya.
amych - Dec 06, 2012 10:04:34 am PST #23561 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
SHUT UP FOREVER EVERYONE.
I'm now half-seriously entertaining the thought of t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.
Beverly - Dec 06, 2012 10:31:42 am PST #23562 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.
*Like* *Reblog*
Also, Happy Belated Birthday, amych dear, and a whole year ahead of good things for you!
meara - Dec 06, 2012 10:35:49 am PST #23563 of 30001
Amy, I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your magazine ...
Glamcookie - Dec 06, 2012 11:16:14 am PST #23564 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I have seen onesies that say MY MOM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION. Like that one, too!