'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
If you're planning to commit a crime, buy the murder weapon with cash.
edit: though it doesn't necessarily be murder. Buy your criminal implements with cash so they can't analyze your buying. Or get in the habit of buying the item over a period of time. Please, criminals, have you learned nothing from TV?
sj, I'm sorry it's been such a shitty day.
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
no. Crime makes you stupid, Connie.
The universe is very lucky I'm lazy.
I feel ya.
SHUT UP FOREVER EVERYONE.
I'm now half-seriously entertaining the thought of t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.
t-shirts that say SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MY REPRODUCTIVE CHOICES. They would be marketed in maternity and not-maternity versions; and in matched sets including M-F and M-M and F-F sizes; and with ads featuring adorable looks-just-like-a-clone kids, and wildly diverse kids, and no kids at all with adults living perfectly fulfilled lives. And the kids versions would say shit like HOW IS IT YOUR BUSINESS WHO MY DONOR IS? and WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERE AM I REALLY FROM? and HELL NO SHE IS NOT THE NANNY.
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Also, Happy Belated Birthday, amych dear, and a whole year ahead of good things for you!
Amy, I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your magazine ...
I have seen onesies that say MY MOM DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINION. Like that one, too!
I can't even imagine what a fun fun Christmas this is going to be.
May I recommend a holiday trip to Florida?
I can't even imagine asking anyone other than maybe my sisters about their reproductive choices. Maybe my potential future daughters-in-law? Although I am certain my family knows without question that I absolutely support whatever decisions they ever make in such a personal choice.
First DH and I chose not to have children. We had to go through a bunch of fuss with the doctor to get him a vasectomy. We had some people question our choice, but each person that really knew us as a couple understood and didn't bug us.
But Never Ever would I consider offering unsolicited advice on such a matter! {{all of you with clueless friends and family}}