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omnis_audis - Nov 21, 2012 5:41:58 pm PST #23096 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OK, called mom, and thankfully she put it on her bathroom scale before bringing it over. Why she didn't write that info on the white board on the fridge? Whatever. So, in the bag and net, and everything, it's 13.8 lbs. Whew. Just UNDER the max for the frier.

Crisis averted. Thanks for input.

Dana - Nov 21, 2012 5:47:54 pm PST #23097 of 30001

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am trying to find these mystical jeans that I think will fit me. Let me tell you, the search for the fucking tomb of King Tut had nothing on this.

DavidS - Nov 21, 2012 5:48:31 pm PST #23098 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Crisis averted.

Pfft. You haven't tried to deep fry it yet.

sj - Nov 21, 2012 5:51:10 pm PST #23099 of 30001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I love when buffistas try to problem solve in creative ways.

smonster - Nov 21, 2012 6:13:17 pm PST #23100 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Pfft. You haven't tried to deep fry it yet.

I can't decide whether recommending you watch YouTube videos is a good idea or a bad one.

I'm at D's. He's still numb below the knee, and has a big bottle of oxycodone. He's going to take some right before bed. And I will video it. :: muahahahaha::

meara - Nov 21, 2012 6:27:33 pm PST #23101 of 30001

He's going to take some right before bed. And I will video it

Hah! Sounds entertaining.

I went on a second date with the girl who I had to hunt down. When I asked why she took down her profile on OKCupid, she basically said there were too many people messaging her. Clearly, fresh meat is in demand here. Oy. But we had a couple drinks, and then decided to get some food, and then there was a little bit of kissing after the food. We'll see.

omnis_audis - Nov 21, 2012 6:31:48 pm PST #23102 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the bird is already defrosted. So, that should keep it from becoming a mortar in the frier. Now it's figuring out when to remove it from the fridge.

smonster - Nov 21, 2012 7:54:38 pm PST #23103 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

By "you" I meant omnis, which wasn't clear.

He took two and is still totally lucid. That's no fun.

smonster - Nov 21, 2012 11:38:04 pm PST #23104 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Speaking of no fun... pain kicked in around 1 am. Drugs don't seem to be helping at all. Must have some kind of Russian immunity to painkillers.

Steph - on the odd chance you're up and see this... how long before he can switch back to Percocet? Does he just have to wait four hours from his last dose of Lortab?

eta paged doctor - he can switch back to Percocet at the next interval and add Aleve.

Edit again - is there any reason you know of that if doc said to take Aleve, he can't sub ibuprofen?

Strix - Nov 22, 2012 3:43:32 am PST #23105 of 30001

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Much -ma to D.

Shir, I am vibing peace, tolerance and safety to all in your region of the world.

I have a long post in Natter about the things I am grateful for, but one of the many things is all of you.

I love you, I wish for you all love, peace and happiness.

Happy Thanks Giving.

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