Do you have a bathroom scale? Can you put the turkey on the scale and then stand on it? I know holding it would probably be impossible with the crutches.
Or! Weigh something, and then add the turkey, weight it again, and do some math?
What should I do, then? Send her a gift? Sacrifice? … Unholy fruit basket?
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Dana - Nov 21, 2012 5:24:39 pm PST #23093 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
brenda m - Nov 21, 2012 5:28:51 pm PST #23094 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Whoever dropped it off?
I thought about suggesting water displacement but that seems kind of extreme.
Connie Neil - Nov 21, 2012 5:34:46 pm PST #23095 of 30001
brillig
You might be able to get a close guesstimate if you have multiple somethings of a known weight that you can pick up at once to see if they're right. Or use a balance.
Damn, this is one geeky bunch trying to weigh things.
omnis_audis - Nov 21, 2012 5:41:58 pm PST #23096 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
OK, called mom, and thankfully she put it on her bathroom scale before bringing it over. Why she didn't write that info on the white board on the fridge? Whatever. So, in the bag and net, and everything, it's 13.8 lbs. Whew. Just UNDER the max for the frier.
Crisis averted. Thanks for input.
Dana - Nov 21, 2012 5:47:54 pm PST #23097 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I am trying to find these mystical jeans that I think will fit me. Let me tell you, the search for the fucking tomb of King Tut had nothing on this.
DavidS - Nov 21, 2012 5:48:31 pm PST #23098 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Crisis averted.
Pfft. You haven't tried to deep fry it yet.
sj - Nov 21, 2012 5:51:10 pm PST #23099 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I love when buffistas try to problem solve in creative ways.
smonster - Nov 21, 2012 6:13:17 pm PST #23100 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Pfft. You haven't tried to deep fry it yet.
I can't decide whether recommending you watch YouTube videos is a good idea or a bad one.
I'm at D's. He's still numb below the knee, and has a big bottle of oxycodone. He's going to take some right before bed. And I will video it. :: muahahahaha::
meara - Nov 21, 2012 6:27:33 pm PST #23101 of 30001
He's going to take some right before bed. And I will video it
Hah! Sounds entertaining.
I went on a second date with the girl who I had to hunt down. When I asked why she took down her profile on OKCupid, she basically said there were too many people messaging her. Clearly, fresh meat is in demand here. Oy. But we had a couple drinks, and then decided to get some food, and then there was a little bit of kissing after the food. We'll see.
omnis_audis - Nov 21, 2012 6:31:48 pm PST #23102 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
the bird is already defrosted. So, that should keep it from becoming a mortar in the frier. Now it's figuring out when to remove it from the fridge.