Oh, that's awesome, Smonster. Must be a big relief to him.
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Phew! Good news for D. Nice that insult was not added to his injury.
Good vibes to Frank as well.
That's awesome for D, smonster. Even though it's going to be expensive, it's going to be a helluva lot less expensive than out of pocket.
Frank, my condolences. Much peace, love and strength to you.
Frank, love you. If there's anything I can do from CT, let me know.
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Okay, I am having abdominal pain in a big old way. It started yesterday, along with...rapid gastrointestinal transit, and I'm pretty dang sure it's from stress about the election that just built up and had no way out other than by punching my colon.
But I totally forget what to do for abdominal pain like this! I've been eating toast and rice and bananas and string cheese and scrambled eggs (not all the same meal). Does a heating pad help? I can't believe I can't remember this.
Bland foods, lots of water, and coconut macaroons. Really.
What do coconut macaroons do? I'll try anything, especially if it's yummy.
Slow the rapid transit. My parents heard it on People's Pharmacy, and It seemed to help. Also, Pepto over Immodium, if you prefer a drug.
I no longer have rapid transit. I think the loss of water from the rapid transit has resulted in hard angry poops that aren't going ANYWHERE, so now everything hurts from somewhere below my stomach all the way to my bottom.
And I am *starving*, but don't want to eat anything that will screw up the already screwed-up balance. I guess gatorade and chicken broth are bland and will hopefully get water back where it needs to be.
I still want coconut macaroons, though.