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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Nov 07, 2012 2:25:21 pm PST #22496 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hmm, I'd go prunes then, I guess. Not as tasty, sorry!


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:27:47 pm PST #22497 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We have no prunes. We do have raisins, though.

And, TBH, the one thing guaranteed to get things moving is if I eat something massively gluten-y. Hmm. My boss brought in bagels today, which I obviously skipped. Now I am regretting that. Maybe I can steal some of Tim's 10,000 cookies.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:28:23 pm PST #22498 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

This has been tonight's episode of "I Wonder What's Going On In Steph's Colon?"


DavidS - Nov 07, 2012 2:30:08 pm PST #22499 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This has been tonight's episode of "I Wonder What's Going On In Steph's Colon?"

Is it macaroons?!!


sj - Nov 07, 2012 2:30:46 pm PST #22500 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, eat the raisins, and lots of water, and I find tylenol often help me in that particular situation.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:33:46 pm PST #22501 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Is it macaroons?!!

I wish! I am macaroon-less. It is a sad state of affairs.

Teppy, eat the raisins, and lots of water, and I find tylenol often help me in that particular situation.

But I have all of these, so I'll give it a shot. Stoopid GI tract.


Zenkitty - Nov 07, 2012 2:36:01 pm PST #22502 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Speaking for myself, raisins are guaranteed to solve that particular problem, Steph. I vote raisins and water.


sj - Nov 07, 2012 2:37:44 pm PST #22503 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Teppy, also pears or canned pears if you happen to have them.

I'm having cheese tortellini in chicken broth with kale for dinner because I'm terribly lazy and tired today.


DavidS - Nov 07, 2012 2:40:30 pm PST #22504 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I don't know, Tep, I think people are just yelling out random foodstuffs like a panicky group on Family Feud: "Brussel sprouts! Kiwi! Speculoos! Escargot! Yeah! Escargot! Good choice! Good choice!"


Connie Neil - Nov 07, 2012 3:00:46 pm PST #22505 of 30001
brillig

he one thing guaranteed to get things moving is if I eat something massively gluten-y.

"Which of my ongoing issues will I aggravate in an effort to achieve metabolic balance?"