Slow the rapid transit. My parents heard it on People's Pharmacy, and It seemed to help. Also, Pepto over Immodium, if you prefer a drug.
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smonster - Nov 07, 2012 2:20:32 pm PST #22494 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:24:20 pm PST #22495 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I no longer have rapid transit. I think the loss of water from the rapid transit has resulted in hard angry poops that aren't going ANYWHERE, so now everything hurts from somewhere below my stomach all the way to my bottom.
And I am *starving*, but don't want to eat anything that will screw up the already screwed-up balance. I guess gatorade and chicken broth are bland and will hopefully get water back where it needs to be.
I still want coconut macaroons, though.
smonster - Nov 07, 2012 2:25:21 pm PST #22496 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hmm, I'd go prunes then, I guess. Not as tasty, sorry!
Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:27:47 pm PST #22497 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
We have no prunes. We do have raisins, though.
And, TBH, the one thing guaranteed to get things moving is if I eat something massively gluten-y. Hmm. My boss brought in bagels today, which I obviously skipped. Now I am regretting that. Maybe I can steal some of Tim's 10,000 cookies.
Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:28:23 pm PST #22498 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
This has been tonight's episode of "I Wonder What's Going On In Steph's Colon?"
DavidS - Nov 07, 2012 2:30:08 pm PST #22499 of 30001
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This has been tonight's episode of "I Wonder What's Going On In Steph's Colon?"
Is it macaroons?!!
sj - Nov 07, 2012 2:30:46 pm PST #22500 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Teppy, eat the raisins, and lots of water, and I find tylenol often help me in that particular situation.
Steph L. - Nov 07, 2012 2:33:46 pm PST #22501 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Is it macaroons?!!
I wish! I am macaroon-less. It is a sad state of affairs.
Teppy, eat the raisins, and lots of water, and I find tylenol often help me in that particular situation.
But I have all of these, so I'll give it a shot. Stoopid GI tract.
Zenkitty - Nov 07, 2012 2:36:01 pm PST #22502 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Speaking for myself, raisins are guaranteed to solve that particular problem, Steph. I vote raisins and water.
sj - Nov 07, 2012 2:37:44 pm PST #22503 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Teppy, also pears or canned pears if you happen to have them.
I'm having cheese tortellini in chicken broth with kale for dinner because I'm terribly lazy and tired today.