I got stupid. The money was too good.

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 5:24:41 pm PDT #21778 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just wrote a long post on Facebook about the hard-line conservative view of rape, and then like a coward deleted it. I hate Facebook.


smonster - Oct 24, 2012 5:31:24 pm PDT #21779 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I hear you, Zenkitty.

I'm styling my Black Widow wig and watching the Black Parade is Dead.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 24, 2012 6:43:37 pm PDT #21780 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My thought process..."well, she said to get the smallest one I could find."

"But this one's really REALLY small!"

"YOU HAVE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!"

Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 6:55:09 pm PDT #21781 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, I wish I could find a two pound chicken. Is there a breed of pygmy chickens? Or are they killing pre-pubescent poultry? I get bored so fast with a 4-5lb chicken that I end up freezing "carcass" for stock with >0 limbs still on. In fact, if I could work out a way to cut off the thighs without fussing with the legs...magic!

Wha...I suddenly had a craving for hair in a nifty colour. But the jealousy of you guys has faded when I remembered it meant HAIR and I don't want that. I could paint my head?


Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 7:04:11 pm PDT #21782 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Wigs, ita !! If you can stand one. My niece has so many neat wigs, it makes me want a bunch.


smonster - Oct 24, 2012 7:25:39 pm PDT #21783 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.

It's so cute!! I'm psyched, because maybe I won't waste any.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 8:07:43 pm PDT #21784 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, the hair problems I have would extend to wigs. The look part is all great, but the being touched by hair still skeeves me. I did two Halloweens and I'm pretty much good.


Strix - Oct 24, 2012 8:44:02 pm PDT #21785 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Try a Cornish Game Hen, ita !. For eating, not for your hair...


Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2012 9:03:49 pm PDT #21786 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's a bit Court of the Sun King to walk around with an entire cornish game hen in your hair.


Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 9:06:09 pm PDT #21787 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We could bring back Court of the Sun King fashion. It'd be like Lady Gaga, only toned down a little.