And I myself will be wearing pink taffeta as chenille would not go with my complexion.

Giles ,'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Oct 24, 2012 5:31:24 pm PDT #21779 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I hear you, Zenkitty.

I'm styling my Black Widow wig and watching the Black Parade is Dead.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 24, 2012 6:43:37 pm PDT #21780 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

My thought process..."well, she said to get the smallest one I could find."

"But this one's really REALLY small!"

"YOU HAVE YOUR INSTRUCTIONS!"

Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 6:55:09 pm PDT #21781 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, I wish I could find a two pound chicken. Is there a breed of pygmy chickens? Or are they killing pre-pubescent poultry? I get bored so fast with a 4-5lb chicken that I end up freezing "carcass" for stock with >0 limbs still on. In fact, if I could work out a way to cut off the thighs without fussing with the legs...magic!

Wha...I suddenly had a craving for hair in a nifty colour. But the jealousy of you guys has faded when I remembered it meant HAIR and I don't want that. I could paint my head?


Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 7:04:11 pm PDT #21782 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Wigs, ita !! If you can stand one. My niece has so many neat wigs, it makes me want a bunch.


smonster - Oct 24, 2012 7:25:39 pm PDT #21783 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Which is how smonster ended up with a two pound chicken, the end.

It's so cute!! I'm psyched, because maybe I won't waste any.


§ ita § - Oct 24, 2012 8:07:43 pm PDT #21784 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

No, the hair problems I have would extend to wigs. The look part is all great, but the being touched by hair still skeeves me. I did two Halloweens and I'm pretty much good.


Strix - Oct 24, 2012 8:44:02 pm PDT #21785 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Try a Cornish Game Hen, ita !. For eating, not for your hair...


Trudy Booth - Oct 24, 2012 9:03:49 pm PDT #21786 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

It's a bit Court of the Sun King to walk around with an entire cornish game hen in your hair.


Zenkitty - Oct 24, 2012 9:06:09 pm PDT #21787 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

We could bring back Court of the Sun King fashion. It'd be like Lady Gaga, only toned down a little.


Shir - Oct 24, 2012 9:40:33 pm PDT #21788 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

First, many ~mas and thoughts and brackets as needed for Frank, Suzi, and Cash and for everyone else I might have skimmed to get here.

Second, on Things That Were News For Me/Body, You're A Wuss news: Apparently 4 hours of couchpotatoing in front of the TV, on a day when you already have a migraine, and when you're living of 5 hours of sleep per night does not, I repeat, does not count as rest after medical produce that includes stitches.

So everything's OK, I just didn't rest properly (and rest, apparently, means "sleep" and not brainless TV. Fooled me). Didn't get enough sleep tonight too (7 hours), but I'm monitoring myself better today not to collapse as I did yesterday.

Also: body. WTF. These are only 5 stitches. You've dealt with it much better when I was 11 and a bigger wuss, so what's up with that?