I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?

Book ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Aug 19, 2012 6:50:24 pm PDT #19065 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Yeah, what Beth said.


Zenkitty - Aug 19, 2012 7:02:06 pm PDT #19066 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Less round, then. No, never mind, there's no way I'm wearing anything as uncomfortable as Spanx, no matter how good it makes me look. WYSIWYG.


WindSparrow - Aug 19, 2012 7:16:52 pm PDT #19067 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

So Z (not Zen) (ZnZ?)

In my head I call him Zebulon. Yes, all three syllables.

I'm reading along and thinking good thoughts even when I don't have the wherewithal to say much.


DebetEsse - Aug 19, 2012 7:30:55 pm PDT #19068 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Things like Spanx always make me have to pee more often, leading to a net increase in self-consciousness.


erin_obscure - Aug 19, 2012 8:58:59 pm PDT #19069 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Lutherans in your AC? That sounds like code.

I'm about to give up on dating. Again. Been on so. many. first. dates and just can't get excited about any of them. I feel broken because I'm not interested in any of them, and it seems like it's been so danged long since I have been interested in anyone that I doubt whether it's even a possibility anymore. I have a second date scheduled in a few days and I'm not looking forward to it. I'd rather stay home and clean than meet this guy again, it feels like such a chore. Perfectly nice, pastry chef, has plenty of interesting stories but during our first date I was looking forward to going home, reading, and snuggling with my kitties. Guess I'm burnt out.


le nubian - Aug 19, 2012 9:04:51 pm PDT #19070 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Whoa. I need to meet this guy just to hear this whole story.

Zenkitty,

please share with us his story if you can. I'm completely interested in his (and your) saga.


sj - Aug 19, 2012 10:17:06 pm PDT #19071 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Yay, Zenkitty! I hope you have a great time.

We are in Denver. Time for sleep!


smonster - Aug 20, 2012 2:46:29 am PDT #19072 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay, Zen! I think WYSIWYG is the way to go.

Lutherans in your AC? That sounds like code.

Mold/mildew. Simpsons reference via Teppy.

Zebulon. Heh.

le n, how's the new place and the new job?

Have a good trip, sj!


erin_obscure - Aug 20, 2012 3:15:26 am PDT #19073 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

aaaah, that kind of Lutherans :)


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2012 4:17:15 am PDT #19074 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

women's belly aren't supposed to be flat

Except for those women whose bellies are flat, of course.