Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well, who in the damn galaxy ain't?

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


le nubian - Aug 07, 2012 1:13:41 pm PDT #18422 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

or buck the trend and get a girlfriend who isn't White!


Polter-Cow - Aug 07, 2012 1:17:22 pm PDT #18423 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

That's right, I'll totally be a rebel then!


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 1:24:48 pm PDT #18424 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

P-C, I think it's pretty clear--you don't need a girlfriend. You need a boyfriend. You can't let all these people outshine you like this? Your parents raised you to excel. So, exceed.


sj - Aug 07, 2012 1:26:39 pm PDT #18425 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

P-C, I think it's pretty clear--you don't need a girlfriend. You need a boyfriend. You can't let all these people outshine you like this? Your parents raised you to excel. So, exceed.

Why should he limit himself like that? I say get one of each.


Scrappy - Aug 07, 2012 1:35:56 pm PDT #18426 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Only one of each? Let's think big.


Aims - Aug 07, 2012 1:38:54 pm PDT #18427 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How about a MARRIED white chick, with a kid, that's like 10 years older than you??


smonster - Aug 07, 2012 1:41:45 pm PDT #18428 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

United Colors of Polter-Cow.


Amy - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:24 pm PDT #18429 of 30001
Because books.

She should definitely be a meth head, I think. And the boyfriend has to have done prison time.


EpicTangent - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:52 pm PDT #18430 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

C'mon, throw his folks a bone...GUJARATI Boyfriend


§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 2:04:19 pm PDT #18431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is the wrong religion better than none at all?