She should definitely be a meth head, I think. And the boyfriend has to have done prison time.
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
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Amy - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:24 pm PDT #18429 of 30001
Because books.
EpicTangent - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:52 pm PDT #18430 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
C'mon, throw his folks a bone...GUJARATI Boyfriend
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 2:04:19 pm PDT #18431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is the wrong religion better than none at all?
Connie Neil - Aug 07, 2012 2:04:26 pm PDT #18432 of 30001
brillig
GUJARATI Boyfriend
I might pay to see that and film it and show it at Christmas.
edit: Poor Mom-of-Polter, all she has to fight us is generations of tradition. It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 2:18:31 pm PDT #18433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
DON'T GIVE IN, PC. STAY STRONG.
Beverly - Aug 07, 2012 2:19:53 pm PDT #18434 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
bonny, things that have worked for friends with walkabout cats: a carrier they've used before with a garment that smells of the owner inside. Or if they hate the carrier, some sort of box or dennish enclosure a cat would seek for shelter, with the smelly garment inside.
Don't laugh, but their litter box, with used litter, left in some accessible place that can be watched. Familiar smell will attract, and if you're quick and nimble, you can grab, or have a favorite smelly treat on hand--Greenies or Temptations. If the cat is fed treats from a jar or a pouch, rattle the container; it's a recognizable sound associated with something pleasant.
Hav-a-hart traps can work, too, when other tries have failed.
The only problem with the t-shirt, and the litterbox approach is that a resident outdoor cat might take offense at alien cat-smells and cover that scent with his or her own, rendering it neutralized as an attractant.
Good luck!
billytea - Aug 07, 2012 2:28:00 pm PDT #18435 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR GUJARATI DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW!
smonster - Aug 07, 2012 2:49:16 pm PDT #18436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
C'mon, throw his folks a bone...GUJARATI Boyfriend
I see what you did there.
Pix - Aug 07, 2012 8:15:22 pm PDT #18437 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR GUJARATI DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's hilarious.
Also, hi! I haven't been posting much this summer, but I'm still reading.
erin_obscure - Aug 07, 2012 11:51:58 pm PDT #18438 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
The folks will be back tonight, but is there anything you can suggest?
Good suggestions already. How far away did they move from? It may be that the cat is heading "home." If it's close, I'd put clothing-lined cardboard boxes near there as well as the new house it escaped from. It's harder that the owner isn't home, since stranger's voices aren't going to garner attention the way a familiar voice will. I've found that every time one of my cats has escaped, once they get hungry or tired of prowling they respond to my voice even when they're too scared to leave a current hiding place. Then I follow the sounds of the terrified yowling until visual is achieved. And I've learned the hard way why our local fire department refuses to respond on cats in trees, my soft, squishy, trimmed-claw, indoor cat Nico almost clawed off my hair, neck, and back last time I rescued him from the roof. Carriers are made of win for self-protection when rescuing a scared cat.