How about a MARRIED white chick, with a kid, that's like 10 years older than you??
Wesley: I stabbed you. I should apologize for that. But I'm honestly not sure how. I think it'll just be awkward. Gunn: Good call. Wesley: Okay.
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Aims - Aug 07, 2012 1:38:54 pm PDT #18427 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
smonster - Aug 07, 2012 1:41:45 pm PDT #18428 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
United Colors of Polter-Cow.
Amy - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:24 pm PDT #18429 of 30001
Because books.
She should definitely be a meth head, I think. And the boyfriend has to have done prison time.
EpicTangent - Aug 07, 2012 2:00:52 pm PDT #18430 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
C'mon, throw his folks a bone...GUJARATI Boyfriend
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 2:04:19 pm PDT #18431 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is the wrong religion better than none at all?
Connie Neil - Aug 07, 2012 2:04:26 pm PDT #18432 of 30001
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GUJARATI Boyfriend
I might pay to see that and film it and show it at Christmas.
edit: Poor Mom-of-Polter, all she has to fight us is generations of tradition. It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
§ ita § - Aug 07, 2012 2:18:31 pm PDT #18433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
DON'T GIVE IN, PC. STAY STRONG.
Beverly - Aug 07, 2012 2:19:53 pm PDT #18434 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
bonny, things that have worked for friends with walkabout cats: a carrier they've used before with a garment that smells of the owner inside. Or if they hate the carrier, some sort of box or dennish enclosure a cat would seek for shelter, with the smelly garment inside.
Don't laugh, but their litter box, with used litter, left in some accessible place that can be watched. Familiar smell will attract, and if you're quick and nimble, you can grab, or have a favorite smelly treat on hand--Greenies or Temptations. If the cat is fed treats from a jar or a pouch, rattle the container; it's a recognizable sound associated with something pleasant.
Hav-a-hart traps can work, too, when other tries have failed.
The only problem with the t-shirt, and the litterbox approach is that a resident outdoor cat might take offense at alien cat-smells and cover that scent with his or her own, rendering it neutralized as an attractant.
Good luck!
billytea - Aug 07, 2012 2:28:00 pm PDT #18435 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
It'd be easy to feel a little sorry for her, if she relaxed a bit.
YOU MUST CHILL! I HAVE HIDDEN YOUR GUJARATI DAUGHTERS-IN-LAW!
smonster - Aug 07, 2012 2:49:16 pm PDT #18436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
C'mon, throw his folks a bone...GUJARATI Boyfriend
I see what you did there.