I don't blame you for being angry at them. And I presume your brother will have the wedding when he and his fiance damn well want, without regard for their arbitrary scheduling demands.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Typo Boy - Aug 06, 2012 8:19:52 am PDT #18383 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
smonster - Aug 06, 2012 8:25:49 am PDT #18384 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I believe the hivemind predicted that if they gave ground on the date, the demands would never stop. Also, seriously, your parents are acting the way mine did when I came out. My mom refused to meet my girlfriend, and I was forbidden to tell any extended family. I did tell my dad's side, because my aunt figured it out. AND THEY WERE ALL FINE WITH IT.
sj - Aug 06, 2012 8:30:49 am PDT #18385 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
P-C, your parents demands are no longer sounding even a little reasonable. I hope that your brother and future sister-in-law decide to have the wedding that they want to have when they want to have it.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 06, 2012 9:18:41 am PDT #18386 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hippo birdies Scrappy!
Scrappy - Aug 06, 2012 9:24:08 am PDT #18387 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Thank you for the bountiful Bitch birthday wishes!
Burrell - Aug 06, 2012 9:43:45 am PDT #18388 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Happy birthday Scrappy!
Steph L. - Aug 06, 2012 9:47:13 am PDT #18389 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
May your day be as awesome as you are, Scrappy!
Burrell - Aug 06, 2012 9:52:48 am PDT #18390 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
P-C, I am sorry that your mother finds it so difficult to let go and let you and your brother live your lives.
ChiKat - Aug 06, 2012 11:34:30 am PDT #18391 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday, Scrappy!!!!
Shir - Aug 06, 2012 12:01:32 pm PDT #18392 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".