Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Jul 26, 2012 4:07:07 pm PDT #17826 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, and I need to note that my super duper hippie-food stir fry tonight (served over a wild rice medley!) was entirely vegan and extra delicious.

Okay, I cheated by using the TJ's Island Soyaki marinade on the tofu. Well, it's not cheating on veganism. But adding the orange juice and hot sauce and oyster sauce was pure genius.

Marinated tofu, red bell pepper, broccoli, asparagus over wild rice.

To be honest there are times when my stir fry comes out kind of "meh" but tonight it was the opposite of that.


billytea - Jul 26, 2012 4:07:38 pm PDT #17827 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The lawn guy came over and trimmed back my shaggy shrubs (and my scooby shrubs too), and transplanted a wild thing that we think is a mountain laurel into the back garden bed

If it's a wild thing, I trust you put it in the bed without any supper. According to Ryan's storybooks, it's standard operating procedure.


sj - Jul 26, 2012 4:09:54 pm PDT #17828 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I will add on, sj, and note that any kind of online hive-mind would be a good thing. Just helps having people go through the same stuff. A lot of parenting is ephemeral - super important at that particular stage but you'll be somewhere else entirely in a month.

Other online groups are scary, but I don't know what I would do without the buffistas. So many spicy brains. What do other people do without buffistas?


Strix - Jul 26, 2012 4:16:54 pm PDT #17829 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

sj, the shirt is an old Joe's Crab Shack shirt I got at a garage sale and attacked with scissors. It's all cleavagey and Flashdancey now.

smonster, I KNOW it's too far. Dammit.

I am critiquing a 4 chapter MS sample. How can I say "This is terrible, you can't punctuate, your sentence structure is more confusing than a Rubik's cube and you often use exactly the wrong words for your intended meaning. Don't quit your day job. Here's my invoice." Seriously, my eyes are bleeding.

This person wanted another opinion before a vanity press charged to pub her, and...and...SCAM. NO, NO.

Thank GOD I am not doing line or copyedits. I would stab myself.

I think I need to clean my desk. It's on my to-do list, and I can't look at this thing for more than 15 pages at a time. I'm going to have to finish it in the morning or I will have nightmares of being paper-cut to death by a copy of Strunk & White.

But tomorrow my BFF is coming over to do yoga (2 months it's been! I CREAK!) and then we are gonna pool it with the kiddo.


sj - Jul 26, 2012 4:18:27 pm PDT #17830 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

sj, the shirt is an old Joe's Crab Shack shirt I got at a garage sale and attacked with scissors. It's all cleavagey and Flashdancey now.

Awesome!


Hil R. - Jul 26, 2012 4:22:34 pm PDT #17831 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

oyster sauce

Generally not vegan. Unless you're going by that weird article that came out a year or so ago that argued that oysters should count as vegan. No other shellfish, just oysters. I don't remember the reasoning.


DavidS - Jul 26, 2012 4:31:16 pm PDT #17832 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Generally not vegan.

Ooh, fair point.

Though oysters are so tasty and so very stupid that I would certainly make an exception for them. Consider using billytea's cognitive function chart for what's edible? Octopi and crows are right out.

Anyway, the stir fry would work without the Oyster Sauce. But not without the OJ.


Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2012 4:32:27 pm PDT #17833 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If it's a wild thing, I trust you put it in the bed without any supper.

Well, I didn't fertilize it, so I guess you could say, I did.


Hil R. - Jul 26, 2012 4:32:58 pm PDT #17834 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There is stuff labeled "Vegetarian Oyster Sauce" that's made out of mushrooms. I don't know why they don't just call it mushroom sauce.


billytea - Jul 26, 2012 4:36:33 pm PDT #17835 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There is stuff labeled "Vegetarian Oyster Sauce" that's made out of mushrooms. I don't know why they don't just call it mushroom sauce.

We have a mushroom sauce intended for veggies around the pantry somewhere. It's not bad. (I say this as a person with a deeply conflicted relationship towards mushrooms.)