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Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.

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DavidS - Jul 26, 2012 4:31:16 pm PDT #17832 of 30001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Generally not vegan.

Ooh, fair point.

Though oysters are so tasty and so very stupid that I would certainly make an exception for them. Consider using billytea's cognitive function chart for what's edible? Octopi and crows are right out.

Anyway, the stir fry would work without the Oyster Sauce. But not without the OJ.

Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2012 4:32:27 pm PDT #17833 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

If it's a wild thing, I trust you put it in the bed without any supper.

Well, I didn't fertilize it, so I guess you could say, I did.

Hil R. - Jul 26, 2012 4:32:58 pm PDT #17834 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There is stuff labeled "Vegetarian Oyster Sauce" that's made out of mushrooms. I don't know why they don't just call it mushroom sauce.

billytea - Jul 26, 2012 4:36:33 pm PDT #17835 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

There is stuff labeled "Vegetarian Oyster Sauce" that's made out of mushrooms. I don't know why they don't just call it mushroom sauce.

We have a mushroom sauce intended for veggies around the pantry somewhere. It's not bad. (I say this as a person with a deeply conflicted relationship towards mushrooms.)

Dana - Jul 26, 2012 4:37:00 pm PDT #17836 of 30001

I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Anything called mushroom sauce should have cream in it.

Hil R. - Jul 26, 2012 4:37:28 pm PDT #17837 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Anything called mushroom sauce should have cream in it.

Not if it's Chinese.

smonster - Jul 26, 2012 4:38:26 pm PDT #17838 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

If it's a wild thing, I trust you put it in the bed without any supper. According to Ryan's storybooks, it's standard operating procedure.

Hee.

Oh, man, Strix, tickets are about $165 for that weekend. ::whimpers::

I don't remember the Chick tract/American Psycho connection. I haven't read the book and I walked out of the movie during the chainsaw scene.

Went out to dinner with boss and Mr. Yin. We figured out why our first few window jobs didn't make money, so that's good. Hopefully my boss can take that info to our clients and have it make sense to them. And hopefully we can also figure out how to make these processes go faster.

Pooped after my late night last night. Crashing. Sis and I are both doing better today, thanks again.

Steph L. - Jul 26, 2012 4:44:07 pm PDT #17839 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What do other people do without buffistas?

Flail and cry.

I don't remember the Chick tract/American Psycho connection.

Oh, that's not from American Psycho. I just think it would be funny as hell.

Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2012 4:46:11 pm PDT #17840 of 30001

Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Oh, that's not from American Psycho. I just think it would be funny as hell.

I love Steph's mind.

smonster - Jul 26, 2012 4:50:36 pm PDT #17841 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I love Steph's mind.

Ditto. HA! Pretty sure that would be considered unprofessional.

Okay, if I slump over any further I'd be typing with my nose. Bed time it is.

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