Then I tasted them and realized they'd been made with vanilla soy milk.
My mom's first attempt at vegan "biscuits and gravy" involved cornbread in lieu of biscuits (not bad in and of itself) -- and faux sausage gravy made with Gimme Lean and *vanilla* soy milk.
SO MUCH WRONG.
motherfucking Patrick Bateman action figure. Who has one of those?!?!?!
You might want to hide Chick tracts around his place.
wait, what's wrong with vanilla soy milk? Isn't vanilla a bean?
Signed, confused omnivore.
Imagine vanilla flavoring in your mashed potatoes.
yecch. Like both, not together!
Oh. Just a flavor thing. Thought it was a meat thing.
Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew?
[Ducks]
People seem to think "vegan" means "flavorless." Unfortunately, the options I run into around here go to "so we'll add lots of peppers and spices!" Subtlety, people!
Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew? [Ducks]
Man, those ducks have spies
everywhere.
and was part of a group of lesbians who were all pregnant with our first at the same time.
I will add on, sj, and note that any kind of online hive-mind would be a good thing. Just helps having people go through the same stuff. A lot of parenting is ephemeral - super important at that particular stage but you'll be somewhere else entirely in a month.
But remember Kate P.'s important lesson on breast feeding! No shame! Ask questions! Many here have done the baby thing and will have a variety of intelligent perspectives on the subject.
Also, you're fortunate to have a new cohort of recent Buffista Babies so memories will be fresh.
Zen, could I get a 7 am wake up call tomorrow? Thank you very much.
You got it, my dear.
I accomplished a lot by proxy today. The lawn guy came over and trimmed back my shaggy shrubs (and my scooby shrubs too), and transplanted a wild thing that we think is a mountain laurel into the back garden bed, and rescued my struggling rose from being smothered by an azalea, and put together my new blower/vac, and cleaned off my filthy and spider-infested porch. I did a lot of decision-making and sweating-while-not-actually working and rescuing of mantises. So the outside of my house looks pretty good now, for a change.