Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 26, 2012 2:29:31 pm PDT #17816 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Then I tasted them and realized they'd been made with vanilla soy milk.

My mom's first attempt at vegan "biscuits and gravy" involved cornbread in lieu of biscuits (not bad in and of itself) -- and faux sausage gravy made with Gimme Lean and *vanilla* soy milk.

SO MUCH WRONG.

motherfucking Patrick Bateman action figure. Who has one of those?!?!?!

You might want to hide Chick tracts around his place.


omnis_audis - Jul 26, 2012 2:39:17 pm PDT #17817 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wait, what's wrong with vanilla soy milk? Isn't vanilla a bean?

Signed, confused omnivore.


askye - Jul 26, 2012 2:47:58 pm PDT #17818 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Imagine vanilla flavoring in your mashed potatoes.


erikaj - Jul 26, 2012 2:54:34 pm PDT #17819 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

yecch. Like both, not together!


omnis_audis - Jul 26, 2012 2:59:11 pm PDT #17820 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh. Just a flavor thing. Thought it was a meat thing.


Typo Boy - Jul 26, 2012 3:02:15 pm PDT #17821 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew?

[Ducks]


Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2012 3:04:03 pm PDT #17822 of 30001
brillig

People seem to think "vegan" means "flavorless." Unfortunately, the options I run into around here go to "so we'll add lots of peppers and spices!" Subtlety, people!


billytea - Jul 26, 2012 3:04:19 pm PDT #17823 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew? [Ducks]

Man, those ducks have spies everywhere.


DavidS - Jul 26, 2012 3:54:45 pm PDT #17824 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

and was part of a group of lesbians who were all pregnant with our first at the same time.

I will add on, sj, and note that any kind of online hive-mind would be a good thing. Just helps having people go through the same stuff. A lot of parenting is ephemeral - super important at that particular stage but you'll be somewhere else entirely in a month.

But remember Kate P.'s important lesson on breast feeding! No shame! Ask questions! Many here have done the baby thing and will have a variety of intelligent perspectives on the subject.

Also, you're fortunate to have a new cohort of recent Buffista Babies so memories will be fresh.


Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2012 3:57:13 pm PDT #17825 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Zen, could I get a 7 am wake up call tomorrow? Thank you very much.

You got it, my dear.

I accomplished a lot by proxy today. The lawn guy came over and trimmed back my shaggy shrubs (and my scooby shrubs too), and transplanted a wild thing that we think is a mountain laurel into the back garden bed, and rescued my struggling rose from being smothered by an azalea, and put together my new blower/vac, and cleaned off my filthy and spider-infested porch. I did a lot of decision-making and sweating-while-not-actually working and rescuing of mantises. So the outside of my house looks pretty good now, for a change.