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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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smonster - Jul 26, 2012 2:11:14 pm PDT #17814 of 30001

We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm being a motherfucking adult in a T-shirt that says "BITE ME!"

Love it. Look at all the Bitches handling their shit!! Fantastic.

Strix, man, if I could get to your birthday, I so would. I wish it were a shorter drive!

sj, woo hoo! Very exciting times, and haters? To the left. No, the far left. Nope, keep going.

OMG YOU GUYS. You know how I made an American Psycho joke about the tenants of the place we're working on? With the investment banking, and the hatchet, and the hunting knife on the counter, and the electronics, and the gun mags? Today I glanced at a piece of mail left out and idly noted that the last name was Bates. Ha ha. Then I looked up on top of the kitchen cabinet and there's an 18" action figure. I squinted, I thought I must be wrong, I looked again - motherfucking Patrick Bateman action figure. Who has one of those?!?!?! I didn't know they even made them. I assume it was a joke gift from a friend.

Zen, could I get a 7 am wake up call tomorrow? Thank you very much.

Hil R. - Jul 26, 2012 2:21:08 pm PDT #17815 of 30001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was all excited when I saw that the dining hall had vegan mashed potatoes tonight. Then I tasted them and realized they'd been made with vanilla soy milk.

Steph L. - Jul 26, 2012 2:29:31 pm PDT #17816 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Then I tasted them and realized they'd been made with vanilla soy milk.

My mom's first attempt at vegan "biscuits and gravy" involved cornbread in lieu of biscuits (not bad in and of itself) -- and faux sausage gravy made with Gimme Lean and *vanilla* soy milk.

SO MUCH WRONG.

motherfucking Patrick Bateman action figure. Who has one of those?!?!?!

You might want to hide Chick tracts around his place.

omnis_audis - Jul 26, 2012 2:39:17 pm PDT #17817 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

wait, what's wrong with vanilla soy milk? Isn't vanilla a bean?

Signed, confused omnivore.

askye - Jul 26, 2012 2:47:58 pm PDT #17818 of 30001

Thrive to spite them

Imagine vanilla flavoring in your mashed potatoes.

erikaj - Jul 26, 2012 2:54:34 pm PDT #17819 of 30001

"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

yecch. Like both, not together!

omnis_audis - Jul 26, 2012 2:59:11 pm PDT #17820 of 30001

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Oh. Just a flavor thing. Thought it was a meat thing.

Typo Boy - Jul 26, 2012 3:02:15 pm PDT #17821 of 30001

Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew?

[Ducks]

Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2012 3:04:03 pm PDT #17822 of 30001

brillig

People seem to think "vegan" means "flavorless." Unfortunately, the options I run into around here go to "so we'll add lots of peppers and spices!" Subtlety, people!

billytea - Jul 26, 2012 3:04:19 pm PDT #17823 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, Vegans care what food tastes like. Who knew? [Ducks]

Man, those ducks have spies everywhere.

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