I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 23, 2012 10:42:17 am PDT #17647 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

((( Aims ))) and ((( Smonster )))

Yeah, and when I hear people bitching about illegal immigrants getting free immunizations and health care I just want to shake them and yell, "Do you understand how viruses work?!?" Communicable diseases do not care about your position on insurance, state and country boarders, religion, or political affiliation.
It's funny, it's usually the same people who have domestic help (maid, nanny, gardener) that say those types of things. They don't get, that if the maid just cleaned your bathroom, while sick, s/he just left ick all over your bathroom. Might have even coughed near your toothbrush. Nothing malicious, but hey, airborne! And those are the same folks who really could use that public transportation too. It helps commerce all around. But hey, that's the socialist in me, wanting folks to be able to get to work, and be healthy so they can keep working. Crazy, I know.

Oops, that turned into a bit of a rant. Sorry about that.

ION-, here on campus, seems somebody broke into one of the classroom/theaters and stole some lighting and sound equipment. They went through a LOT of trouble for the sound gear. The rack screws (keeps the equipment in the rack) had non-phillips head bits, so they took a grinder to those screw heads to get the gear out. Drilled out the lock on the rack. And hoisted away 10 year old gear that might be worth, eh, $100 or so. Of course, to replace it, will be $1500. But hey, that shit was causing problems last season, and was on the way out anyhow. So this gives us opportunity to replace it. Funny. Oh, and the lighting console, that was a lucky shot. The school just purchased a new one, but we are using it for the outdoor theater in the park, so the board they stole is the old one that is getting ready to be mothballed. All in all, makes for an interesting Monday.


Connie Neil - Jul 23, 2012 1:04:23 pm PDT #17648 of 30001
brillig

Of course. They just stole the old stuff. Naturally.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2012 1:45:04 pm PDT #17649 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Check me on this, please: it's a colossally bad idea to engage in introspection when one is on day 2 of a migraine that narcotics won't even make a dent in, when in fact one is comically over-drugged for said migraine, and one has neither eaten or slept enough or well for 3 days (facts which probably contribute to the migraine). Yes?

Because I'm halfway to (1) an eating disorder, (2) cosmetic surgery, and/or (3) breaking up with Tim for his own good.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?


Atropa - Jul 23, 2012 1:46:35 pm PDT #17650 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?

YES. STEP AWAY FROM THE INTROSPECTION.

Because I'm halfway to (1) an eating disorder, (2) cosmetic surgery, and/or (3) breaking up with Tim for his own good.

None of those sound like good plans. I say forget all of them.


billytea - Jul 23, 2012 1:48:07 pm PDT #17651 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?

I would hypothesise that it's never the right time for that kind of introspection.


amych - Jul 23, 2012 1:49:21 pm PDT #17652 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tep, dearest, that doesn't sound to me like introspection, so much as rabid brainweasels. Thirding the Step Away.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2012 2:26:23 pm PDT #17653 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Brainweasels might explain the pain in my damn haid. OUT, WEASELS!


Karl - Jul 23, 2012 2:28:05 pm PDT #17654 of 30001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Amych is wise. Pay attention to amych.

The brainweasels are not your friends. amych is your friend.

That is all.


Dana - Jul 23, 2012 2:31:39 pm PDT #17655 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

If migraines are contagious, clearly I know who to blame. Ow.

And no, do not make any decisions right now.


Anne W. - Jul 23, 2012 2:31:52 pm PDT #17656 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Don't listen to the brainweasels, Steph. Karl and Amych are both very wise.