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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Atropa - Jul 23, 2012 1:46:35 pm PDT #17650 of 30001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?

YES. STEP AWAY FROM THE INTROSPECTION.

Because I'm halfway to (1) an eating disorder, (2) cosmetic surgery, and/or (3) breaking up with Tim for his own good.

None of those sound like good plans. I say forget all of them.

billytea - Jul 23, 2012 1:48:07 pm PDT #17651 of 30001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?

I would hypothesise that it's never the right time for that kind of introspection.

amych - Jul 23, 2012 1:49:21 pm PDT #17652 of 30001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Tep, dearest, that doesn't sound to me like introspection, so much as rabid brainweasels. Thirding the Step Away.

Steph L. - Jul 23, 2012 2:26:23 pm PDT #17653 of 30001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Brainweasels might explain the pain in my damn haid. OUT, WEASELS!

Karl - Jul 23, 2012 2:28:05 pm PDT #17654 of 30001

I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Amych is wise. Pay attention to amych.

The brainweasels are not your friends. amych is your friend.

That is all.

Dana - Jul 23, 2012 2:31:39 pm PDT #17655 of 30001

I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

If migraines are contagious, clearly I know who to blame. Ow.

And no, do not make any decisions right now.

Anne W. - Jul 23, 2012 2:31:52 pm PDT #17656 of 30001

The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Don't listen to the brainweasels, Steph. Karl and Amych are both very wise.

Cass - Jul 23, 2012 2:37:59 pm PDT #17657 of 30001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Probably the wrong time to get all introspecty?

YES. STEP AWAY FROM THE INTROSPECTION.

I concur with Jilli. And her capitalization.

Aims - Jul 23, 2012 2:50:56 pm PDT #17658 of 30001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

No introspection allowed on Mondays. That's a universal rule, dammit. None.

Or, as my therapist would say, when you are unsure of your state of mind due to depression or pain or both, DO THE OPPOSITE.

So no eating disorder. No cosmetic surgery. No breaking up.

erikaj - Jul 23, 2012 2:52:45 pm PDT #17659 of 30001

"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Introspection that always comes out with your being a loser is not the real thing.

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