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OMG MOTHER IN LAW. I am so tired of her negative shit on my FB page. She is about 6 keystrokes away from getting fucking blocked. I know I shouldn't let her bother me seeing as I should be used to it, but I'm just tired of her know it all righteousness bullshit.

Hopefully, I told her off but good this time. Damn that woman raises my blood pressure.

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I admit I was confused with the horror of going to the art fair as if it was on par with, I dunno, Bourbon Street. Or a poison factory!

*sniff*

Thanks, ya'll. I appreciate you all so very much.

Being a Townie during art fair creates all sorts of horrid inconviences in trying to accomplish anything in town during art fair. It's like Sundance in SLC - you can't get anywhere, traffic is horrible, and you can't get anywhere downtown.

And really, this was the straw. I'm tired of her making negative, critical comments on everything. Em looked great on her horse last weekend and rode like a champ. What does MIL say? "Tell her to keep her feet in the stirrups." She goes off on my dog, she calls my prof sadistic, me crazy for going down there, and and and. I'm just tired of her. Bone tired.

But ya'll? Ya'll make it so much better.

Aims, don't feed the energy creature. Sounds like you had fun!

We had a blast and you are right. I forgot the first rule of trolls.

Aims, your MIL sounds like my grandmother. There wasn't a rainbow she couldn't piss on. She could find something negative to say about anything. Anything that OTHER people liked, that is.

I want ice cream and I don't have any. I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese. Comfort Food on Wheels. 24/7, we're there for you. No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

Aims, can you just put her on a "limited" list and default to posting to not!her? Most of my FB feed is filtered. Sorry she's driving you crazy!

Beasts of the Southern Wild was UH-MAZE-ING. Definite trigger warning for anyone who went through Katrina. I loved it and would love to watch it again. Beautiful and emotive.

I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese.

Kickstarter that shit.

Aims, oy. I salute your respectful response.

This thing I'm working on tomorrow is a total, inexcusable clusterfuck. Oy. I'm embarassed for my city.

No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

Will you deliver to Utah?

Aims, your MIL sounds like my grandmother. There wasn't a rainbow she couldn't piss on. She could find something negative to say about anything. Anything that OTHER people liked, that is.

Zen, my fondness for you is boundless...but I never realize that we were related! My grandmother was clearly your grandmother.

Thankfully, even as a teen, I was ultimately able to not take her seriously. When everything deserves pissing on, perhaps that means nothing deserves to be pissed on, right?

I want ice cream and I don't have any. I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese. Comfort Food on Wheels. 24/7, we're there for you. No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

I'm with smonster on this.

I just wish Kozmo hadn't collapsed under its own weight. If they'd stuck to Zen's model, perhaps they'd have survived. Still, while it lasted, I loved being able to have a nice dinner and Farscape dvds delivered in an hour.