Aims, can you just put her on a "limited" list and default to posting to not!her? Most of my FB feed is filtered. Sorry she's driving you crazy!

Beasts of the Southern Wild was UH-MAZE-ING. Definite trigger warning for anyone who went through Katrina. I loved it and would love to watch it again. Beautiful and emotive.

I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese.

Kickstarter that shit.

Aims, oy. I salute your respectful response.

This thing I'm working on tomorrow is a total, inexcusable clusterfuck. Oy. I'm embarassed for my city.

No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

Will you deliver to Utah?

Aims, your MIL sounds like my grandmother. There wasn't a rainbow she couldn't piss on. She could find something negative to say about anything. Anything that OTHER people liked, that is.

Zen, my fondness for you is boundless...but I never realize that we were related! My grandmother was clearly your grandmother.

Thankfully, even as a teen, I was ultimately able to not take her seriously. When everything deserves pissing on, perhaps that means nothing deserves to be pissed on, right?

I want ice cream and I don't have any. I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese. Comfort Food on Wheels. 24/7, we're there for you. No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

I'm with smonster on this.

I just wish Kozmo hadn't collapsed under its own weight. If they'd stuck to Zen's model, perhaps they'd have survived. Still, while it lasted, I loved being able to have a nice dinner and Farscape dvds delivered in an hour.

Will you deliver to Utah?

Who needs comfort more, really? I will have arrangements with convenience stores all over the US. Also, emergency response helicopters, for people in remote areas.

Also, emergency response helicopters, for people in remote areas.

I'm a quarter mile from a freeway offramp. Let me know you're coming, and you can do a flying loop past the house, fling it out to me, and be back on the freeway in two minutes.

I just wish Kozmo hadn't collapsed under its own weight.

What is Kozmo?

Zen, you should hook up with the people delivering tacos by drone.

Zen, you should hook up with the people delivering tacos by drone.

This is an actual thing? Brilliant.

Connie, comfort food doesn't get flung at you from a speeding vehicle! It gets handed to you gently, in a temperature-controlled box with a ribbon on it, by an attractive person with a calm and understanding demeanor. Premium Members get a warm fuzzy blankie.

We take our comfort where we can, here in the rugged, wild west. Warmth and understanding may just be too much for us to stand.