Well, personally, I kind of want to slay the dragon.

Angel ,'Not Fade Away'


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Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2012 7:49:04 pm PDT #17498 of 30001
brillig

No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

Will you deliver to Utah?


beekaytee - Jul 20, 2012 7:50:55 pm PDT #17499 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Aims, your MIL sounds like my grandmother. There wasn't a rainbow she couldn't piss on. She could find something negative to say about anything. Anything that OTHER people liked, that is.

Zen, my fondness for you is boundless...but I never realize that we were related! My grandmother was clearly your grandmother.

Thankfully, even as a teen, I was ultimately able to not take her seriously. When everything deserves pissing on, perhaps that means nothing deserves to be pissed on, right?

I want ice cream and I don't have any. I'm gonna start a specialty delivery service that only delivers ice cream, chocolate, and mac-and-cheese. Comfort Food on Wheels. 24/7, we're there for you. No frozen yogurt, no 100-calorie snacks, no organic pasta. Straight-up no-excuses comfort food. No surcharge. Tip your driver.

I'm with smonster on this.

I just wish Kozmo hadn't collapsed under its own weight. If they'd stuck to Zen's model, perhaps they'd have survived. Still, while it lasted, I loved being able to have a nice dinner and Farscape dvds delivered in an hour.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2012 7:54:22 pm PDT #17500 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Will you deliver to Utah?

Who needs comfort more, really? I will have arrangements with convenience stores all over the US. Also, emergency response helicopters, for people in remote areas.


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2012 8:06:00 pm PDT #17501 of 30001
brillig

Also, emergency response helicopters, for people in remote areas.

I'm a quarter mile from a freeway offramp. Let me know you're coming, and you can do a flying loop past the house, fling it out to me, and be back on the freeway in two minutes.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2012 8:06:26 pm PDT #17502 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I just wish Kozmo hadn't collapsed under its own weight.

What is Kozmo?


-t - Jul 20, 2012 8:23:57 pm PDT #17503 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Zen, you should hook up with the people delivering tacos by drone.


Zenkitty - Jul 20, 2012 8:33:00 pm PDT #17504 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Zen, you should hook up with the people delivering tacos by drone.

This is an actual thing? Brilliant.

Connie, comfort food doesn't get flung at you from a speeding vehicle! It gets handed to you gently, in a temperature-controlled box with a ribbon on it, by an attractive person with a calm and understanding demeanor. Premium Members get a warm fuzzy blankie.


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2012 9:02:51 pm PDT #17505 of 30001
brillig

We take our comfort where we can, here in the rugged, wild west. Warmth and understanding may just be too much for us to stand.


le nubian - Jul 21, 2012 2:58:17 am PDT #17506 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

zenkitty,

you might want to tweak your business idea. someone comes to me with comfort food and the right kind of demeanor, they might have to sit in my home for 4 hours and listen to ALL the problems.


sj - Jul 21, 2012 3:20:41 am PDT #17507 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Aims, I am sorry your mother-in-law is driving you crazy. FWIW, I often boggle at the comments she leaves on your posts.