We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Jul 11, 2012 2:39:56 pm PDT #16871 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Scrappy, tons of ~ma for your mother.


JZ - Jul 11, 2012 2:44:27 pm PDT #16872 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Lots of vibes and ~ma to Mom of Scrappy, and to Dad of Cass, and lots of moving~ma to Cass herself. I don't know what we can do for you stuck out here at the bottom end of Northern California, but if you can think of anything then say it. Phone calls and places-to-live research, maybe?


erikaj - Jul 11, 2012 2:50:56 pm PDT #16873 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I wish I could go out to Portland, and keep it company till you want to come back, Cass. Maybe it'd be like Rhoda Morgenstern and I'd keep better? I think maybe.


Vortex - Jul 11, 2012 3:07:48 pm PDT #16874 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I only gave her two slices, but I really have no idea what to do with the rest.

Maybe add it to risotto?


DebetEsse - Jul 11, 2012 3:14:02 pm PDT #16875 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Heh, Dana, I'm in the middle of a...discussion on Sean's FB.

Lots of ~ma to Team Scrappy.


Dana - Jul 11, 2012 3:15:39 pm PDT #16876 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Yeah, I've seen the discussion. I just...don't understand how this is complicated.


Zenkitty - Jul 11, 2012 3:17:27 pm PDT #16877 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Cass, may you have a long and loving time with your dad, and may this all be as easy as possible on both of you. And Puppycat, of course.

Scrappy, best outcome possible ~ma to your mom! So scary.

All necessary ~ma for Dana and Pix and a certain wayward teenage girl.


DebetEsse - Jul 11, 2012 3:18:58 pm PDT #16878 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Well, that's because you're not a straight guy who has resisted interrogating his privilege on the issue and enjoys the occasional rape joke himself and would like to be able to feel good about continuing to do so.


EpicTangent - Jul 11, 2012 3:33:10 pm PDT #16879 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Wow, first time I've been glad FB is blocked at work. Thanks, Debet. (Also, eeewww).


Anne W. - Jul 11, 2012 3:34:24 pm PDT #16880 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Scrappy, much ~ma to your mother.

As for Daniel Tosh, why do I have a feeling that he would think that nut shot jokes were very much un-funny?