Oh, lord have mercy. The ok cupid tumblr is horrifying, and I just went to look at my profile, and I swear it was the same guys. I knew there was a reason I stopped using it.
Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.
'Origin'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Jun 10, 2012 1:44:06 am PDT #15022 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 10, 2012 6:06:23 am PDT #15023 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Someone buys his passive-aggressiveness in bulk at the health food store.
Ahahahahahaha!
Does the Onion still do personals? Is that still a thing?
Burrell - Jun 10, 2012 6:10:08 am PDT #15024 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I remember the LA Weekly dating ads used to have a large portion of crazy, but it was more contained if simply by the forum (short print ad w/ no pictures). But the sane folks find a way to meet other sane people despite all that.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jun 10, 2012 7:20:20 am PDT #15025 of 30001
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
smonster, your OKC people sound, um, interesting.
Love the Chaos/Order Muppet thing. I am a Grover who married an Animal and had to become a Kermit, fast. I learnt how to keep the house clean(er).
Talking of chaotic animals, Merlin is still living behind the sofa, two weeks after we got him. We were hoping we could coax him towards the open door and get him to run around the garden, but he is having none of it. Still, he'll have lots of space when we go to Geneva for a few days next week, so maybe he'll start exploring then.
Vortex - Jun 10, 2012 7:25:36 am PDT #15026 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Yes, sadly, some of those pics were familiar.
juliana - Jun 10, 2012 8:52:47 am PDT #15027 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Surprising exactly no one, I am a Chaos Muppet. One with orderly tendencies, true (I'ma gonna shampoo my carpets today! WHOO SUNDAY FUNDAY!), but there's a reason Animal and Swedish Chef are my favorite Muppets.
If there were a Canadian version of Sam the Eagle, M would so totally be that. Ethan the Canada Goose?
smonster - Jun 10, 2012 9:13:13 am PDT #15028 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
As always, juliana is MAI TWIN.
If there were a Canadian version of Sam the Eagle, M would so totally be that. Ethan the Canada Goose?
Ahahaha.
javachik - Jun 10, 2012 9:24:26 am PDT #15029 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Hey Juliana, if you ever want to borrow my steam cleaner, let me know! You can have/use it as long as you need.
Steph L. - Jun 10, 2012 9:41:36 am PDT #15030 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am totally an Order Muppet, right down to the "monstrously large eyebrows" (so says the article; I am not presuming that any other Buffista Order Muppets have crazy Einstein eyebrows).
Tim is Animal. Right down to the drums. Or he might be that dude that throws the fish. I dunno.
(As will surprise nobody, I am basically Bert.)
My college roommate and I were the living embodiment of Ernie and Bert. I even do Bert's exasperated sigh.
Atropa - Jun 10, 2012 9:45:30 am PDT #15031 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I tend to invent my own organizational systems that only make sense to me, and they're in a constant state of flux. I feel better when things are organized, but it's definitely not my natural state.
I find it reassuring that I am smonster in this. My bookcases ARE organized, but no one else can tell how.