She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Jun 10, 2012 8:52:47 am PDT #15027 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Surprising exactly no one, I am a Chaos Muppet. One with orderly tendencies, true (I'ma gonna shampoo my carpets today! WHOO SUNDAY FUNDAY!), but there's a reason Animal and Swedish Chef are my favorite Muppets.

If there were a Canadian version of Sam the Eagle, M would so totally be that. Ethan the Canada Goose?


smonster - Jun 10, 2012 9:13:13 am PDT #15028 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

As always, juliana is MAI TWIN.

If there were a Canadian version of Sam the Eagle, M would so totally be that. Ethan the Canada Goose?

Ahahaha.


javachik - Jun 10, 2012 9:24:26 am PDT #15029 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Hey Juliana, if you ever want to borrow my steam cleaner, let me know! You can have/use it as long as you need.


Steph L. - Jun 10, 2012 9:41:36 am PDT #15030 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am totally an Order Muppet, right down to the "monstrously large eyebrows" (so says the article; I am not presuming that any other Buffista Order Muppets have crazy Einstein eyebrows).

Tim is Animal. Right down to the drums. Or he might be that dude that throws the fish. I dunno.

(As will surprise nobody, I am basically Bert.)

My college roommate and I were the living embodiment of Ernie and Bert. I even do Bert's exasperated sigh.


Atropa - Jun 10, 2012 9:45:30 am PDT #15031 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I tend to invent my own organizational systems that only make sense to me, and they're in a constant state of flux. I feel better when things are organized, but it's definitely not my natural state.

I find it reassuring that I am smonster in this. My bookcases ARE organized, but no one else can tell how.


Sean K - Jun 10, 2012 9:53:52 am PDT #15032 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Guys! I wrote a pair of monologues for this show, and it got a good review that liked the writing: [link]


juliana - Jun 10, 2012 9:56:26 am PDT #15033 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hey Juliana, if you ever want to borrow my steam cleaner, let me know! You can have/use it as long as you need.

Aw, thanks, sweetie! We have our own, actually, but that's super-awesome of you to offer. We should still met up ASAP, though.

smonster, MAI TWIN.

Sean, yay you!!!!!


le nubian - Jun 10, 2012 10:01:05 am PDT #15034 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Yay Sean!


Anne W. - Jun 10, 2012 10:15:34 am PDT #15035 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

That's awesome, Sean!


DebetEsse - Jun 10, 2012 10:16:39 am PDT #15036 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I am not at all sure which sort of Muppet I am. If I'm an order Muppet, I'm kind of pants at it. Or, at least, more on the Kermit end than the Bert end. I feel like I should filk Man or Muppet, but I should get things done.

Yay, Sean!

My focus today is...not. I am not BORED in the way I was yesterday when I was trying to get things done (so very, very, very bored. Bored like flying across Russia.), though, which is something, I suppose. There is much homework (and research and work on the workshop I'm co-leading and I should probably apply for some scholarships, now shouldn't I?) to be done, though. I just don't wanna.