Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 09, 2012 7:23:00 pm PDT #15012 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

That's gotta be a girl's night out location soon! Wanted to include it for the pub crawl a few weeks ago, but... too many places to go!


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 7:23:52 pm PDT #15013 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm willing to bet those are real profiles.

Really? I had no idea that some people just put their ids on parade.

[edited to add context]


smonster - Jun 09, 2012 7:30:52 pm PDT #15014 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

This is a for real first message I just got from a guy:

Wow! I wanna play pppol with you and keep you awake all night

Here's one from the welder I was chatting with, when I asked for clarifcation on answers he'd given to some questions (one's answers are used to determine how good a match y'all are, etc.).

Well never mind.
Please step away.
I don't need another judging me.
I would really like someone to care. I want to be important to someone.

Someone buys his passive-aggressiveness in bulk at the health food store.

And then, despite the fact that my profile CLEARLY states that I'm not interested in polyamory, I got this one the other day:

my girlfriend and i want another woman to become part of our relationship in every aspect of it not just for sex. interested?

Good times, good times.


omnis_audis - Jun 09, 2012 7:31:02 pm PDT #15015 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

About half my books are packed. Need more small boxes. Have medium boxes, but that would be way too heavy, if filled with books. Legs are tired. Can't carry the boxes, so sit on floor and push with legs. Oy. That's a workout.

And here it is 9:30, and I realize, I've only eaten a bowl of cereal all day. Strangely, not hungry.

Talked to my dad. Treatments are done. They will test in a few weeks to see if they zapped everything. Doctor is confident they have.


DebetEsse - Jun 09, 2012 7:34:19 pm PDT #15016 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Omnis, if I may, eat anyway. You may be more hungry than you realize, and even if not, your body will need the calories tomorrow.


smonster - Jun 09, 2012 7:37:48 pm PDT #15017 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

What she said. At times like that I grab a spoon and a jar of peanut butter.


Glamcookie - Jun 09, 2012 8:01:00 pm PDT #15018 of 30001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Total Order Muppet. So is DW.


omnis_audis - Jun 09, 2012 8:01:48 pm PDT #15019 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I whipped up a dish of easy Mac n Cheese, with extra cheese added, and a couple hot dogs chopped in as well.


Sean K - Jun 09, 2012 8:04:13 pm PDT #15020 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Wow. There is some serious craxxy on OKC. Craxxier than me.


meara - Jun 09, 2012 8:38:56 pm PDT #15021 of 30001

Oh yes. Even the ladies are crazy on OKC.

Migraine meds finally kicked in, and got over the crazy, and roomie and I went and did some shopping at the mall--she bought makeups, and then we tried the Oil and Vinegar store--YUMMY. We ended up buying fig balsamic vinegar, and green tea vinegar. Nom. And then we managed to snag seats v. quickly (at the bar) at the soup dumpling place (Din Tai Fung) which I'd been meaning to try since it opened. Quite yummy.