Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - Jun 09, 2012 3:30:56 pm PDT #14999 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

That is true. You are a Chaos Muppet with an soft orderly center.


-t - Jun 09, 2012 3:31:08 pm PDT #15000 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I do alphabetize occasionally, but those are tiny island of Order in a vast sea of Chaos.

Cookie Monster was always my favorite, but I'm probably actually closest to Gonzo.


javachik - Jun 09, 2012 3:54:19 pm PDT #15001 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

xna somepne please link me to muppteing quis>


javachik - Jun 09, 2012 3:55:30 pm PDT #15002 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Lols!


DebetEsse - Jun 09, 2012 4:03:07 pm PDT #15003 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Epic, glad it wasn't just me.


Connie Neil - Jun 09, 2012 4:08:41 pm PDT #15004 of 30001
brillig

I want to be an Order Muppet. I long to have all my books in one place, in order, and even catalogued in my computer. My comfort with the slovenliness of my home, though, indicates the Chaos at the heart of my Muppet-fluff is stronger. Eris would approve.

edit: Yet I corrected the verb usage in one of the sentences above, because the number disagreement would not let me rest. Order-fluff.


WindSparrow - Jun 09, 2012 4:46:03 pm PDT #15005 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Do you feel occasional qualms over the lack of alphabetization? Order muppet.

I'm almost completely certain that Kermit gave up on having time to alphabetize anything ages ago, and figures just getting the cast out onto the stage and back without death, maiming or loss of limb just has to be good enough. Scooter probably has more things alphabetized. But it wouldn't surprise me if his system was idiosyncratic enough that Kermit can never find anything.


smonster - Jun 09, 2012 6:40:28 pm PDT #15006 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I tend to invent my own organizational systems that only make sense to me, and they're in a constant state of flux. I feel better when things are organized, but it's definitely not my natural state.

I had a good day today. No particular reason. Got some things done, chatted with friends, whipped up a good dinner. And I might be meeting up with a guy from OKC tomorrow.

Speaking of, protip for any male (or female) Buffistas: none, and I mean none of your profile pictures should be poorly lit camwhore shots clearly taken in a public bathroom. Also, boys? Would you please smile in at least one picture? Damn.


Pix - Jun 09, 2012 6:41:58 pm PDT #15007 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Smonster, I really want to teleport you here for F2F so we can coddle you and tell you how awesome you are. Dammit. Glad you have a date, though, albeit a bad photographed, unsmiling one.


smonster - Jun 09, 2012 6:49:21 pm PDT #15008 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh fuck no, I'm not going out with that guy. Heh. But somber faces are a recurring theme in OKC profiles, as are crappy camwhore pics.

And yes, I wish I had a teleporter for the f2f. I keep telling myself it'll all be worth it, when I'm out of debt and stuff, but it's hard right now. And I'm sorry if I am annoying and all "Woe is me I am broke and shit," but y'all know by now that I process things out loud, so to speak (that's not directed at you, Pix, just a general comment. I'm always worried that I am annoying with the way I tend to fixate on things in my life). Still, I think I'm approximately 72% sunnier in disposition than I was just a couple of years ago, so that's good.