Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 28, 2012 5:40:07 pm PDT #14188 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Done! And R is my witness. I actually had a little knot in my stomach, wasn't expecting that.

Also, Nora, have I mentioned lately that I love you? Totally laughed out loud.


quester - May 28, 2012 5:41:55 pm PDT #14189 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, it's his loss, smonster! Good riddance!


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:47:44 pm PDT #14190 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

WTF. I feel like I want to murder everyone. like, everyone

I also feel like I want to cry.

And it's been a good day. WTF, 42???


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:48:22 pm PDT #14191 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I feel seriously fucking insane right now.


quester - May 28, 2012 5:49:52 pm PDT #14192 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Well, this is the place to bring it, Sean.

Do you need anything?


Pix - May 28, 2012 5:51:34 pm PDT #14193 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Sean, what happened other than having a bit too much to drink today? You were fine an hour ago...?


smonster - May 28, 2012 5:51:34 pm PDT #14194 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Goddammit, I missed a perfectly good chance to write into Yo, Should I Dump This Asshole? Oh well. Y'all are my YSIDTA.

Sean!!! What is going on, darling? Do you know what's triggered this? (Um, and I actually kind of have to go to bed soon, so if I don't answer I'm not ignoring you. If it's an emergency, you can call me)


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:52:22 pm PDT #14195 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I don't know. I was having a really great day, and suddenly I'm having a spectacularly shitty day out of nowhere. I'm kind of mystified,


Pix - May 28, 2012 5:53:11 pm PDT #14196 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Hm. Crash from alcohol, perhaps. Drink lots of water, to start. Maybe play a video game to distract yourself?


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:53:16 pm PDT #14197 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Maybe I'm just too drunk or something, and it's a good thing I'm home.