Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:52:22 pm PDT #14195 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I don't know. I was having a really great day, and suddenly I'm having a spectacularly shitty day out of nowhere. I'm kind of mystified,


Pix - May 28, 2012 5:53:11 pm PDT #14196 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Hm. Crash from alcohol, perhaps. Drink lots of water, to start. Maybe play a video game to distract yourself?


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:53:16 pm PDT #14197 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Maybe I'm just too drunk or something, and it's a good thing I'm home.


smonster - May 28, 2012 5:55:41 pm PDT #14198 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Alcohol will do that. Water (or even Gatorade) and distraction until you're sober enough to go to bed without being hungover. I so decree! And I'm sorry your birthday is ending this way... but just keep celebrating all week and it won't be the end!

(have I mentioned feeling silly?)


erikaj - May 28, 2012 5:56:46 pm PDT #14199 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

If there is a pool, I say it will take two weeks. dude seems busy and inattentive.(Sorry you did not get the 'ship you want, smonster. As I've spent my whole life in John Munchkinland, I have no wise counsel to offer. Although "I'm upset because the relationship I thought I have isn't the one I actually have," seems to fit here. As does a somewhat longer monologue about *that* song, but the people Munch said it to found it a mood-killer so I'll skip that.)


Nora Deirdre - May 28, 2012 5:57:08 pm PDT #14200 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Oof, Sean, I hate it when a nice day turns dark (often from alcohol.) Would it help if I said, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN!!!!?!?!!!! (Hm, probably not.)


Sean K - May 28, 2012 5:58:24 pm PDT #14201 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm so lonely. Like, all the time lonely. And sad.


erikaj - May 28, 2012 5:59:07 pm PDT #14202 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I never need much of a reason personally. Sometimes that is Facebook's hidden power.


Nora Deirdre - May 28, 2012 6:02:00 pm PDT #14203 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I'm so lonely. Like, all the time lonely. And sad.

I'm sorry, Sean. I wish there was something I could do to help with that, as do many on this board, I wager. But I am so sorry.

I've seen the loneliness turn to rage, too. It can get bad.


Burrell - May 28, 2012 6:02:03 pm PDT #14204 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh smonster, I'm sorry you had to cut StW loose, but I'm glad to see how strong you've been.

take care of yourself, Sean.