Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 9:53:57 am PDT #14055 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

so, i broke my arm.

I hope you were punching somebody from the Westboro church.


quester - May 27, 2012 9:55:21 am PDT #14056 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Oh, Erin! I hope it was doing something heroic!


meara - May 27, 2012 10:00:15 am PDT #14057 of 30001

I hope it's a story better than "I fell down trying to curl", which was my broken-arm story!


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:00:21 am PDT #14058 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just realized Erin's not using caps because she's typing one-handed. Poor Erin.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:00:58 am PDT #14059 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I hope it's a story better than "I fell down trying to curl", which was my broken-arm story!

I broke my elbow trying to jump over a guard-rail. My only broken bone.


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:02:12 am PDT #14060 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

nope. was reenacting a story in my folks living room, lost balance, caught all my weight on left hand at 90 degree angle.

on plus side, i am fuckinh stoic as hell, because this happened at 915 last night, and i iced it, took aleve, went to urgent care in my folks town this am. drove self home 70 miles in splint. got home to voice mail from urgent care that x-rays show a fracture in distal radius, and other stuff.

they are calling me in a script for vicodin until i can go to orthopedist tues.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:03:09 am PDT #14061 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

nope. was reenacting a story in my folks living room, lost balance, caught all my weight on left hand at 90 degree angle.

Okay, so this one goes with the ass-stabbing story, then.


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:03:19 am PDT #14062 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a novel to edit by june 3rd, too. think i may need to contact editor, and pass this one along. fuckity.....


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:04:26 am PDT #14063 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

told dad, could be worse; coulda landed on a knife!!!


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:12:29 am PDT #14064 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

told dad, could be worse; coulda landed on a knife!!!

So true!