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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:03:09 am PDT #14061 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

nope. was reenacting a story in my folks living room, lost balance, caught all my weight on left hand at 90 degree angle.

Okay, so this one goes with the ass-stabbing story, then.


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:03:19 am PDT #14062 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have a novel to edit by june 3rd, too. think i may need to contact editor, and pass this one along. fuckity.....


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:04:26 am PDT #14063 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

told dad, could be worse; coulda landed on a knife!!!


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:12:29 am PDT #14064 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

told dad, could be worse; coulda landed on a knife!!!

So true!


WindSparrow - May 27, 2012 10:14:34 am PDT #14065 of 30001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

You have felines at home, right Erin? See if you can get 'em to purr on you a lot. Article [link] on the Scientific American website says: "Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing."

Also, I hope it heals up quickly, regardless of feline involvement.


Strix - May 27, 2012 10:25:49 am PDT #14066 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

cosmo's been up on lap already!!!

this sucks. i am not telling dan; he would just worry needlessly.


DavidS - May 27, 2012 10:27:17 am PDT #14067 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

i am not telling dan; he would just worry needlessly.

I think he'll be pissed if he comes home and finds you in a cast.


Atropa - May 27, 2012 10:30:33 am PDT #14068 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I'm siding with Hec, here. Tell Dan. Tell him you're fine, but TELL HIM. (Speaking as someone who is trying to learn to tell her loved ones when something is wrong. Ahem.)


le nubian - May 27, 2012 10:36:42 am PDT #14069 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

"Cats purr during both inhalation and exhalation with a consistent pattern and frequency between 25 and 150 Hertz. Various investigators have shown that sound frequencies in this range can improve bone density and promote healing."

OMG this sounds like bullshit, but I loved it!

Vote 3: tell Dan.


Ginger - May 27, 2012 10:45:24 am PDT #14070 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Oh, no, Erin. Don't do what I do. If it's any consolation, breaking the bone in my hand was my least painful major injury. Is it your good hand? Did they put a bulky bandage on it to immobilize it?

Have you called your health insurance? I say that because I had to pay additional money because the hand surgeon that was recommended charged more than "reasonable and customary."

I, like Jilli, am trying to learn to tell people when something is wrong. However, I might split the difference and tell him after you have the cast on, because then you'll have more information.