Nora, insent. Okay, I did the dishes, now off to go to the bank and pet store.
We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - May 25, 2012 10:44:38 am PDT #13929 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 12:05:24 pm PDT #13930 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And none of my current hats will work, I don't think. Put this on the list for whenever you're down.
Right. Vampire movie, intimidate the neighbors, sun hat shopping. I love our to-do lists.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 12:13:06 pm PDT #13931 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
And now I've fallen down the rabbit hole of searching wide-brimmed black hats on Etsy. [link]
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DavidS - May 25, 2012 12:34:07 pm PDT #13932 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And now I've fallen down the rabbit hole of searching wide-brimmed black hats on Etsy.
Ugh, that's Jan Wahl's hat, Jilli. Don't get that.
JZ - May 25, 2012 1:01:54 pm PDT #13933 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ooh, actual bonnets!
Not much shade, but it's deliciously whackdoodle
Serious face shade happening here
Way too expensive, a little blingy, but that is one serious hatpin
eta: one more bonnet, with what looks like tea-stained lace trim
And one more stripey hat, in a sort of wobbly optical-illusion vaguely Burtonesque motif
Zenkitty - May 25, 2012 1:34:14 pm PDT #13934 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Bonnets should come back into fashion. Much better suited, ime, to driving and actually getting things done than a wide-brim sunhat.
Atropa - May 25, 2012 2:12:24 pm PDT #13935 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Way too expensive, a little blingy, but that is one serious hatpin
Daaaaaamn. I kinda want it. Way, WAY too expensive, but that is a fantastic shape. [link]
§ ita § - May 25, 2012 2:13:20 pm PDT #13936 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
For the first thirty almost forty years of my life I refused to wear a hat, because obvious oppression. But when you go to the Queen's garden party, hats and gloves are mandatory.
Jilli should probably look away now, because I took a perfectly explicit dress code and decided that a hat without a crown and fingerless lace gloves were as far as I was going to knuckle under to The Man.
It was a wide-brimmed black straw hat with my hair peeking out, with a black and white leopard print scarf tied around it, a white pleated cotton sleeveless shift with matching blazer, and the crappiest looking fingerless lace gloves the 80s could provide.
It was not good.
Oddly, I can't remember what shoes I wore.
JZ - May 25, 2012 2:25:02 pm PDT #13937 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd forgotten how much I love vicarious eBay shopping.
Amy - May 25, 2012 2:27:13 pm PDT #13938 of 30001
Because books.
I love hats. I have a lot of hats, actually, although they're mostly men's style. I always forget to wear them, though.