Wash: I mean, I'm the one she swore to love, honor and obey. Mal: Listen... She swore to obey? Wash: Well, no, not...

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DebetEsse - May 11, 2012 9:15:21 am PDT #13042 of 30001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

So, like the Hulk, but with words, then?

That's a pretty cool superpower.


Strix - May 11, 2012 9:16:09 am PDT #13043 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Yeah, pretty much.

No green skin, thank god.


amyth - May 11, 2012 9:18:25 am PDT #13044 of 30001
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

As a prelude to grad school? If so, in what area?

Natural Resources Leadership, aka my job. But it's something to do, and I might be able to get it partially paid for.

Just had three teeth out (molars that my mouth is too small for), and I'm pretty stoned. Typing is a challenge. My friend F. is here keeping an eye on me. Yay!

Mostly for smonster and Calli: two of the kinderqueers (one of them a NC boy whom I've known for 14 years, since he was 16) got engaged last night. Yay! (This is us in my beloved Terminal 5, though I don't know what J's Facebook privacy settings are, so I don't know if you'll be able to see it. Hooray future gay marriage! )

::back to sleep::


Calli - May 11, 2012 9:31:12 am PDT #13045 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

That's great, amyth! (Both the grad school plans and the engagement.)

If you need me to nab anything for you on the way home, I'll be going right by the hippie co-op and the regular grocery store. And if you're awake enough to read this, give F a "hey" from me.


Beverly - May 11, 2012 9:40:47 am PDT #13046 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

A sibling would have come in handy for deflecting half the blame for everything. And for dealing with the elderly 'rents.

But then I'd have had to share my toys, and have even less bathroom time, and he or she'd likely have been prettier and smarter, and made crazy in different and incompatible ways, so, you know. Only may be lonely, but there's a certain pride in surviving.


Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2012 9:43:09 am PDT #13047 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

No green skin, thank god.

I dunno, in the right 'verse green skin could be a plus.


Beverly - May 11, 2012 9:54:22 am PDT #13048 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I guess I reamed her out good -- I can't remember what I said, but apparently it was majestically, cooly, verbosely bitchy and accurate, and the girl left in tears. ...I was furious because that is MY LITLE SISTER, you know, that you're saying hateful stuff about.

Sounds like the Julia Sugarbaker speech: Because when Suzanne Sugarbaker threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton had ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Suzanne caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face!

And that, just so you will know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!

Bestest sister-defense ever. Of course, she had writers.


sj - May 11, 2012 10:06:03 am PDT #13049 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Frank, yes. I found out yesterday that even a pounding headache isn't as bad as it could be without obnoxious neighbors making it worse.


sj - May 11, 2012 10:32:26 am PDT #13050 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Marshalls fail. They renamed the handicap dressing room the family dressing room and removed the large bench that made it possible for me to actually try on clothes.


erikaj - May 11, 2012 11:32:29 am PDT #13051 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

OK, officially way too much Justified fandom for me, as I *totally* didn't remember Marshall's is a store and waited for a dropped body, or an unexpected subpeona or a bullet where it shouldn't be, when it's just another ADA violation.