'Out Of Gas'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
A sibling would have come in handy for deflecting half the blame for everything. And for dealing with the elderly 'rents.
But then I'd have had to share my toys, and have even less bathroom time, and he or she'd likely have been prettier and smarter, and made crazy in different and incompatible ways, so, you know. Only may be lonely, but there's a certain pride in surviving.
No green skin, thank god.
I dunno, in the right 'verse green skin could be a plus.
I guess I reamed her out good -- I can't remember what I said, but apparently it was majestically, cooly, verbosely bitchy and accurate, and the girl left in tears. ...I was furious because that is MY LITLE SISTER, you know, that you're saying hateful stuff about.
Sounds like the Julia Sugarbaker speech: Because when Suzanne Sugarbaker threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton had ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Suzanne caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face!
And that, just so you will know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!
Bestest sister-defense ever. Of course, she had writers.
Frank, yes. I found out yesterday that even a pounding headache isn't as bad as it could be without obnoxious neighbors making it worse.
Marshalls fail. They renamed the handicap dressing room the family dressing room and removed the large bench that made it possible for me to actually try on clothes.
OK, officially way too much Justified fandom for me, as I *totally* didn't remember Marshall's is a store and waited for a dropped body, or an unexpected subpeona or a bullet where it shouldn't be, when it's just another ADA violation.
Bestest sister-defense ever. Of course, she had writers.
And she wasn't stoned!
But oh yes, I heart Julia Sugarbaker. She had steely silk-covered LADY-cojones, in the truest sense of the word "lady."
wrod.
Although didn't the actress who played her turn out to be kinda like the female Ted Nugent? Or am I misremembering? I hope I'm misremembering.
She said she wasn't as Liberal as Julia, but I think the actress who played Suzanne was the truly whacked Republican in that group.