No green skin, thank god.
I dunno, in the right 'verse green skin could be a plus.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2012 9:43:09 am PDT #13047 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Beverly - May 11, 2012 9:54:22 am PDT #13048 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
I guess I reamed her out good -- I can't remember what I said, but apparently it was majestically, cooly, verbosely bitchy and accurate, and the girl left in tears. ...I was furious because that is MY LITLE SISTER, you know, that you're saying hateful stuff about.
Sounds like the Julia Sugarbaker speech: Because when Suzanne Sugarbaker threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton had ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Suzanne caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face!
And that, just so you will know, and your children will someday know, is the night the lights went out in Georgia!
Bestest sister-defense ever. Of course, she had writers.
sj - May 11, 2012 10:06:03 am PDT #13049 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Frank, yes. I found out yesterday that even a pounding headache isn't as bad as it could be without obnoxious neighbors making it worse.
sj - May 11, 2012 10:32:26 am PDT #13050 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Marshalls fail. They renamed the handicap dressing room the family dressing room and removed the large bench that made it possible for me to actually try on clothes.
erikaj - May 11, 2012 11:32:29 am PDT #13051 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
OK, officially way too much Justified fandom for me, as I *totally* didn't remember Marshall's is a store and waited for a dropped body, or an unexpected subpeona or a bullet where it shouldn't be, when it's just another ADA violation.
Strix - May 11, 2012 11:45:07 am PDT #13052 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Bestest sister-defense ever. Of course, she had writers.
And she wasn't stoned!
But oh yes, I heart Julia Sugarbaker. She had steely silk-covered LADY-cojones, in the truest sense of the word "lady."
erikaj - May 11, 2012 11:49:09 am PDT #13053 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
wrod.
Burrell - May 11, 2012 12:42:46 pm PDT #13054 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Although didn't the actress who played her turn out to be kinda like the female Ted Nugent? Or am I misremembering? I hope I'm misremembering.
erikaj - May 11, 2012 12:45:40 pm PDT #13055 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
She said she wasn't as Liberal as Julia, but I think the actress who played Suzanne was the truly whacked Republican in that group.
sj - May 11, 2012 1:01:06 pm PDT #13056 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
OK, officially way too much Justified fandom for me, as I *totally* didn't remember Marshall's is a store and waited for a dropped body, or an unexpected subpeona or a bullet where it shouldn't be, when it's just another ADA violation.
Ha! The manager tried to convince me the bench had never been there until one of the salespeople backed me up.