Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - May 05, 2012 6:57:18 am PDT #12730 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

VICTORY! Or, possibly, CUDDLE MEEEE! [link]

Ridiculous cuteness!


DavidS - May 05, 2012 7:04:36 am PDT #12731 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why do teenagers need to be such fucking assholes?

In non-asshole teenagery news, Emmett just woke up and came into the kitchen.

Me: Are you hungry?
Emmett: Yeah.
Me: You want pancakes?
Emmett: Yeah. Can I make them?

So he and Matilda are happily working together making pancakes for us this morning.


Strix - May 05, 2012 7:05:27 am PDT #12732 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

PSSST.. Laura is nekkid; pass it on!

My plans today involve cleaning some junk out of the back yard, calling the lawn guy, laundry, getting a new debit card at the bank, seeing Avengers at 4:30 and then going to out friends' house WAAAAY out south and BBQing, drinking a little drink around their new firepit and watching the hugenormous moon.

Tomorrow is Clean All The Things day. And Monday is Getcha Ass Back Into the Work Groove, Bitca! day.


smonster - May 05, 2012 7:15:56 am PDT #12733 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ryan pictures!!! They always make my day.

So he and Matilda are happily working together making pancakes for us this morning.

Super yay. That's a very sweet image.

Swift healing, Laura.

I skipped the walk because my hip was hurting badly. Stretched everything for about an hour and got the pain down to a dull ache. Went to Doggies and Donuts, and it was one of those mornings where all the dogs are just totally crazy. There are two that bark all the time, and they get all the other little dogs riled up. Frankie barked more this morning than I'd heard him do in a month, WTF. He snapped at a couple of dogs (they deserved it) and nearly jumped up begging on an old lady with a donut! Clearly I did not walk him enough this week.

Now I'm back home. Need to stretch more, do the dishes, prep the package and go mail it, and then bike out to Jazzfest. Here's hoping there's no more rain today.


DavidS - May 05, 2012 7:33:30 am PDT #12734 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Super yay. That's a very sweet image.

We're listening to the Ramones and Matilda is "smacking Emmett's tushy" to the beat while he stirs the batter.


Hil R. - May 05, 2012 7:36:13 am PDT #12735 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm sitting at a Denny's, waiting for my veggie burger. I really wish there was better food along route 80.


billytea - May 05, 2012 7:37:50 am PDT #12736 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We're listening to the Ramones and Matilda is "smacking Emmett's tushy" to the beat while he stirs the batter.

At least she's not calling him Smacky the Man-Pony. 


Pix - May 05, 2012 7:38:34 am PDT #12737 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Schmacky the Man Pony!!!

Never fails to make me giggle.


DavidS - May 05, 2012 7:45:49 am PDT #12738 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least she's not calling him Smacky the Man-Pony.

So true!

They are currently discussing whether her head would be delicious with butter and syrup on it.

Also, Emmett changed the lyrics to "53rd and 3rd" to a song about pancakes.


Connie Neil - May 05, 2012 8:02:05 am PDT #12739 of 30001
brillig

I've also noticed that passersby stopping to wave and say hello to my little boy is apparently independent of culture. People everywhere find him irresistably adorable.

I, for one, believe yours is the best parentage for our future overlord.