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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 05, 2012 7:15:56 am PDT #12733 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ryan pictures!!! They always make my day.

So he and Matilda are happily working together making pancakes for us this morning.

Super yay. That's a very sweet image.

Swift healing, Laura.

I skipped the walk because my hip was hurting badly. Stretched everything for about an hour and got the pain down to a dull ache. Went to Doggies and Donuts, and it was one of those mornings where all the dogs are just totally crazy. There are two that bark all the time, and they get all the other little dogs riled up. Frankie barked more this morning than I'd heard him do in a month, WTF. He snapped at a couple of dogs (they deserved it) and nearly jumped up begging on an old lady with a donut! Clearly I did not walk him enough this week.

Now I'm back home. Need to stretch more, do the dishes, prep the package and go mail it, and then bike out to Jazzfest. Here's hoping there's no more rain today.


DavidS - May 05, 2012 7:33:30 am PDT #12734 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Super yay. That's a very sweet image.

We're listening to the Ramones and Matilda is "smacking Emmett's tushy" to the beat while he stirs the batter.


Hil R. - May 05, 2012 7:36:13 am PDT #12735 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm sitting at a Denny's, waiting for my veggie burger. I really wish there was better food along route 80.


billytea - May 05, 2012 7:37:50 am PDT #12736 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We're listening to the Ramones and Matilda is "smacking Emmett's tushy" to the beat while he stirs the batter.

At least she's not calling him Smacky the Man-Pony. 


Pix - May 05, 2012 7:38:34 am PDT #12737 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Schmacky the Man Pony!!!

Never fails to make me giggle.


DavidS - May 05, 2012 7:45:49 am PDT #12738 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

At least she's not calling him Smacky the Man-Pony.

So true!

They are currently discussing whether her head would be delicious with butter and syrup on it.

Also, Emmett changed the lyrics to "53rd and 3rd" to a song about pancakes.


Connie Neil - May 05, 2012 8:02:05 am PDT #12739 of 30001
brillig

I've also noticed that passersby stopping to wave and say hello to my little boy is apparently independent of culture. People everywhere find him irresistably adorable.

I, for one, believe yours is the best parentage for our future overlord.


omnis_audis - May 05, 2012 9:01:38 am PDT #12740 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

It might be a math error...
Hush you. You are harshing my mellow. With that, I am at the dealership. Did not wake at 7 to get here first. Woke at 10, and exhausted. Tons of spoons to ND!!

Service rep hasn't a clue what problem is until they check it. That won't be until at least 2. Waiting for shuttle service to take me home so i can sleep, shower, and eat.


smonster - May 05, 2012 9:12:32 am PDT #12741 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Argh. I just spent an hour wrapping my mom's gifts (I get weirdly obsessive, which would be fine if I didn't always wait until the last minute) and am now eating a quick bite before heading to the post office and then JF. Man, I wish I didn't have to go. My hip is killing me again, and I don't think riding a bike 35 minutes each way is going to help.


Pix - May 05, 2012 9:35:38 am PDT #12742 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Poor ND. He's really exhausted and overwhelmed with work. He's been working 12-16 hour days for weeks without any time off, yet because some businesses are slow to pay, we are scrambling to pay the bills. I know this is part of owning your own small business, but I just want him to be able to take a day off.