If you pockets aren't filled with chum they won't mess with you.
You just keep telling yourself that!
Zoe: Jayne. This is something the Captain has to do for himself. Mal: No! No, it's not!
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Apr 24, 2012 4:05:43 pm PDT #12053 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
quester - Apr 24, 2012 4:08:12 pm PDT #12054 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
May it be exactly as you wish it and may your marriage be blessed with much grace, warm happiness and very, very little challenge.
And bonny says it perfectly!
Laura - Apr 24, 2012 4:08:21 pm PDT #12055 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
They were little hammer heads, maybe 2-3 feet. I wouldn't swim with big ones. I expect they would find me a tasty morsel.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 4:25:52 pm PDT #12056 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Thamks...I steal from the best. Daniel & windsparrow, I'm late with the congrats because I thought that was already true. I'm honored to be y'alls weird single friend.
smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:36:17 pm PDT #12057 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Whee, congrats to DCJ and Windsparrow!! Fabulous fabulous.
BUT NOT GAY WERE-DOLPHINS OKAY.
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH GAY WERE-DOLPHINS HUH? (Also, go and have fun. I so decree it.)
Tomorrow, I am officiating a wedding where the bride, groom and myself will be standing in a creek while they recite their vows. Fortunately, we've written a lovely and delightfully short ceremony.
Sounds very symbolic. And cold.
OMG, my boss, his wife, and another coworker apparently go get pizza and $1 draughts every Tuesday. And they paid for me, again. Nice folks, I like them.
Also, I have official permission to boss the shit out of a couple of his workers. Watch out, little slackers, here I come!! I had to stop my window painting today to teach them how to use a damn table saw. Clue stick - if you try and show the wood through, it *will* jam and even kick back on you. That goes double if it's old wood with a tight grain.
Steph L. - Apr 24, 2012 4:54:25 pm PDT #12058 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
What great news to come home to! Congratulations, Andi and Daniel!
JenP - Apr 24, 2012 5:05:30 pm PDT #12059 of 30001
Lovely that my first post in a week or so is...
Congratulations Andi & Daniel!! Wonderful news.
And also tons of good, unspecified ~ma to lisah.
I've said many other things in my head over the last week, if that means anything.
Ginger - Apr 24, 2012 5:08:21 pm PDT #12060 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Tomorrow, I am officiating a wedding where the bride, groom and myself will be standing in a creek while they recite their vows.
To throw off the trackers?
le nubian - Apr 24, 2012 5:08:59 pm PDT #12061 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
(and here I am giggling out loud)
JenP - Apr 24, 2012 5:11:00 pm PDT #12062 of 30001
To throw off the trackers?
Ha!