I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Apr 24, 2012 4:08:21 pm PDT #12055 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

They were little hammer heads, maybe 2-3 feet. I wouldn't swim with big ones. I expect they would find me a tasty morsel.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 4:25:52 pm PDT #12056 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Thamks...I steal from the best. Daniel & windsparrow, I'm late with the congrats because I thought that was already true. I'm honored to be y'alls weird single friend.


smonster - Apr 24, 2012 4:36:17 pm PDT #12057 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Whee, congrats to DCJ and Windsparrow!! Fabulous fabulous.

BUT NOT GAY WERE-DOLPHINS OKAY.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH GAY WERE-DOLPHINS HUH? (Also, go and have fun. I so decree it.)

Tomorrow, I am officiating a wedding where the bride, groom and myself will be standing in a creek while they recite their vows. Fortunately, we've written a lovely and delightfully short ceremony.

Sounds very symbolic. And cold.

OMG, my boss, his wife, and another coworker apparently go get pizza and $1 draughts every Tuesday. And they paid for me, again. Nice folks, I like them.

Also, I have official permission to boss the shit out of a couple of his workers. Watch out, little slackers, here I come!! I had to stop my window painting today to teach them how to use a damn table saw. Clue stick - if you try and show the wood through, it *will* jam and even kick back on you. That goes double if it's old wood with a tight grain.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2012 4:54:25 pm PDT #12058 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What great news to come home to! Congratulations, Andi and Daniel!


JenP - Apr 24, 2012 5:05:30 pm PDT #12059 of 30001

Lovely that my first post in a week or so is...

Congratulations Andi & Daniel!! Wonderful news.

And also tons of good, unspecified ~ma to lisah.

I've said many other things in my head over the last week, if that means anything.


Ginger - Apr 24, 2012 5:08:21 pm PDT #12060 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Tomorrow, I am officiating a wedding where the bride, groom and myself will be standing in a creek while they recite their vows.

To throw off the trackers?


le nubian - Apr 24, 2012 5:08:59 pm PDT #12061 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

(and here I am giggling out loud)


JenP - Apr 24, 2012 5:11:00 pm PDT #12062 of 30001

To throw off the trackers?

Ha!


hippocampus - Apr 24, 2012 5:13:45 pm PDT #12063 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

Congratulations Andi and Daniel!

JenP - how's your mom doing?


Zenkitty - Apr 24, 2012 5:18:18 pm PDT #12064 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel!

Unspecified ~ma to you, lisah.

Laura, how's your foot?

NO SWIMMING. No swimming anywhere. I am quite buoyant, which I take as confirmation that no part of me belongs under the surface of the water.