Oh, look. Just a small sampling of some of the many many many many many reasons I Do. Not. Swim. In. The. Ocean.
Not even all that interested in wading. Other animals live and poop there. And occasionally try to make snacky-times.
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Apr 24, 2012 12:48:39 pm PDT #12014 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 12:56:19 pm PDT #12015 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aha! I found more information on the cruise! It does seem very cruise-y and full of activities (and, goddammit, the big game event is about Leuva history, so I'd better study), but who will really notice if I scuttle away to read a book? Mostly, I want to encounter some fucking dolphins. BUT NOT GAY WERE-DOLPHINS OKAY.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 1:11:51 pm PDT #12016 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Congratulations Windsparrow! And Congratulations Daniel!
How exciting for you both!
A blessing on your union.
Ginger - Apr 24, 2012 1:16:00 pm PDT #12017 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel! I'm so glad you two found each other.
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 1:16:20 pm PDT #12018 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yay, congratulations, you two!!
sj - Apr 24, 2012 1:17:08 pm PDT #12019 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel!!! I'm so happy for both of you.
JZ - Apr 24, 2012 1:23:59 pm PDT #12020 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Congratulations to both of you, Windsparrow and Daniel, and a lifetime of joy together!
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2012 1:25:05 pm PDT #12021 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel!
Scrappy - Apr 24, 2012 1:26:56 pm PDT #12022 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
What lovely news, Andi and Daniel!
amych - Apr 24, 2012 1:29:18 pm PDT #12023 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
AWWWW YOU GUYS!!
(scuse me. allergies.)