Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:38:43 am PDT #12004 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I love those, Hec, but I know I ain't right. hee, hee, quester, "Are you gonna fuck or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"(And two pairs of glasses left on the nightstand overnight.)


JZ - Apr 24, 2012 11:53:32 am PDT #12005 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.

No, we're like a Whitman's Sampler. See's are like actual seals, deliciousness in every bite.


Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 11:58:47 am PDT #12006 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I just sent out my Outlook OOO dates and put my Location as "Inside a shark." I hope you're happy, David. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.


Cass - Apr 24, 2012 12:02:22 pm PDT #12007 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

As terrified as I am of sharks, I can never have a window seat on a plane without looking for them on takeoff or landing. And, wow, will I probably freak out if I ever do see one.


le nubian - Apr 24, 2012 12:04:59 pm PDT #12008 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.

seriously. those are NASTY.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 12:06:11 pm PDT #12009 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I just sent out my Outlook OOO dates and put my Location as "Inside a shark." I hope you're happy, David. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

I just carefully explained that the only part of you that would be inside a shark would be your left leg, probably taken just above the knee. So, no, I'm not happy at all.


Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 12:07:14 pm PDT #12010 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I kind of like my left leg, dammit. It keeps me balanced.


Liese S. - Apr 24, 2012 12:08:35 pm PDT #12011 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

We had the pristine Hawaiian beaches experience as the result of being on the ball when the ban came off the beaches to avoid...the twelve foot tiger sharks. I mean, it wasn't like they'd gone far. But nobody else knew the all clear had come, so it was amazing for us, essentially a private experience on a (usually packed) public beach.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 12:12:55 pm PDT #12012 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I kind of like my left leg, dammit. It keeps me balanced.

Clearly you need some kind of tattoo on your left leg to alert the shark that your leg is in no way a nummy treat. Maybe, I don't know: "Fat Free Snacks Here." Possibly an Olestra warning.


erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 12:13:50 pm PDT #12013 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Don't make any plans..."