I kind of like my left leg, dammit. It keeps me balanced.
Clearly you need some kind of tattoo on your left leg to alert the shark that your leg is in no way a nummy treat. Maybe, I don't know: "Fat Free Snacks Here." Possibly an Olestra warning.
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 12:12:55 pm PDT #12012 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 12:13:50 pm PDT #12013 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
"Don't make any plans..."
Sean K - Apr 24, 2012 12:48:39 pm PDT #12014 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oh, look. Just a small sampling of some of the many many many many many reasons I Do. Not. Swim. In. The. Ocean.
Not even all that interested in wading. Other animals live and poop there. And occasionally try to make snacky-times.
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 12:56:19 pm PDT #12015 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aha! I found more information on the cruise! It does seem very cruise-y and full of activities (and, goddammit, the big game event is about Leuva history, so I'd better study), but who will really notice if I scuttle away to read a book? Mostly, I want to encounter some fucking dolphins. BUT NOT GAY WERE-DOLPHINS OKAY.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 1:11:51 pm PDT #12016 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Congratulations Windsparrow! And Congratulations Daniel!
How exciting for you both!
A blessing on your union.
Ginger - Apr 24, 2012 1:16:00 pm PDT #12017 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel! I'm so glad you two found each other.
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 1:16:20 pm PDT #12018 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yay, congratulations, you two!!
sj - Apr 24, 2012 1:17:08 pm PDT #12019 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel!!! I'm so happy for both of you.
JZ - Apr 24, 2012 1:23:59 pm PDT #12020 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Congratulations to both of you, Windsparrow and Daniel, and a lifetime of joy together!
tommyrot - Apr 24, 2012 1:25:05 pm PDT #12021 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Congratulations, Windsparrow and Daniel!