So ... when the sharks are having sexytimes they can kill you; when the trees are having sexytimes you just wish they would?
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
River ,'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Apr 24, 2012 11:25:57 am PDT #11995 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Burrell - Apr 24, 2012 11:27:17 am PDT #11996 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I find the photos of happy sharks swimming near people strangely reassuring. The sharks don't seem that interested in hunting the humans at least. Mind you, that's not tempting me into the water or anything....
quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:28:41 am PDT #11997 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Don't most cruise ships have pools on them? Or am I just falling for advertising?
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:29:31 am PDT #11998 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Dang, I hate when I take my time on a post and fricking lose it. It was a meme, though, not too important, but still. Woman can't live by Likes alone.(and Unlike is not a verb, goddamn it.) Ooh, guess I just found something else George Will and KO have in common...they would absolutely back my play on that after civilization has decided it's paralyzed by not caring very much. There should be more buttons "Heck yeah," "Feel your pain,"(so you don't have to "Like" obits) and a "Seriously?!" button.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:30:25 am PDT #11999 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I find the photos of happy sharks swimming near people strangely reassuring. The sharks don't seem that interested in hunting the humans at least.
They mostly attack humans by accident, when they mistake them for seals.
quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:30:47 am PDT #12000 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Ooh, guess I just found something else George Will and KO have in common...they would absolutely back my play on that after civilization has decided it's paralyzed by not caring very much. There should be more buttons "Heck yeah," "Feel your pain,"(so you don't have to "Like" obits) and a "Seriously?!" button.
Worlds are colliding!
eta what I was reacting to.
quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:32:34 am PDT #12001 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
erikaj - maybe you should write some slash fiction!
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:32:56 am PDT #12002 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I mean a lot of people survive shark attacks because after the shark takes off your leg (by accident) they decide humans aren't so tasty and don't bother to finish the rest.
We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:35:14 am PDT #12003 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Wrod. They would totally feel my inchoate misery on the subject.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:38:43 am PDT #12004 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I love those, Hec, but I know I ain't right. hee, hee, quester, "Are you gonna fuck or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"(And two pairs of glasses left on the nightstand overnight.)