I find the photos of happy sharks swimming near people strangely reassuring. The sharks don't seem that interested in hunting the humans at least.
They mostly attack humans by accident, when they mistake them for seals.
Two by two, hands of blue. Two by two, hands of blue.
River ,'Ariel'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:30:25 am PDT #11999 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:30:47 am PDT #12000 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Ooh, guess I just found something else George Will and KO have in common...they would absolutely back my play on that after civilization has decided it's paralyzed by not caring very much. There should be more buttons "Heck yeah," "Feel your pain,"(so you don't have to "Like" obits) and a "Seriously?!" button.
Worlds are colliding!
eta what I was reacting to.
quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:32:34 am PDT #12001 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
erikaj - maybe you should write some slash fiction!
DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:32:56 am PDT #12002 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I mean a lot of people survive shark attacks because after the shark takes off your leg (by accident) they decide humans aren't so tasty and don't bother to finish the rest.
We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:35:14 am PDT #12003 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Wrod. They would totally feel my inchoate misery on the subject.
erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:38:43 am PDT #12004 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
I love those, Hec, but I know I ain't right. hee, hee, quester, "Are you gonna fuck or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?"(And two pairs of glasses left on the nightstand overnight.)
JZ - Apr 24, 2012 11:53:32 am PDT #12005 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.
No, we're like a Whitman's Sampler. See's are like actual seals, deliciousness in every bite.
Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 11:58:47 am PDT #12006 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just sent out my Outlook OOO dates and put my Location as "Inside a shark." I hope you're happy, David. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
Cass - Apr 24, 2012 12:02:22 pm PDT #12007 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
As terrified as I am of sharks, I can never have a window seat on a plane without looking for them on takeoff or landing. And, wow, will I probably freak out if I ever do see one.
le nubian - Apr 24, 2012 12:04:59 pm PDT #12008 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
We're sort of like the orange creme chocolates in the See's Candy box that get one bite taken out of them and put back.
seriously. those are NASTY.