River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2012 11:06:51 am PDT #11986 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I love swimming and boogie-boarding and ocean kayaking, and therefore I am ignoring all of Hec's comments on this topic.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2012 11:09:19 am PDT #11987 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!

Landshark. IJS.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:09:37 am PDT #11988 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love this one: Great White Shark in the wave cruising alongside a surfer.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:11:37 am PDT #11989 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Welcome to the Farralon Islands. (Just off the coast from SF - it's the Great White Shark's favorite sexytimes breeding zone.)


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:12:39 am PDT #11990 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sharks can get airborne.

I mean, this doesn't look real. Or possible. But it is.


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:14:49 am PDT #11991 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.

I think that about sums up David's point.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:15:21 am PDT #11992 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why so serious?


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:17:01 am PDT #11993 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Why so serious?

[[[[[Having JAWS flashbacks]]]]]]]


erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:18:15 am PDT #11994 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Candygram!"


Toddson - Apr 24, 2012 11:25:57 am PDT #11995 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... when the sharks are having sexytimes they can kill you; when the trees are having sexytimes you just wish they would?