Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:09:37 am PDT #11988 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love this one: Great White Shark in the wave cruising alongside a surfer.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:11:37 am PDT #11989 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Welcome to the Farralon Islands. (Just off the coast from SF - it's the Great White Shark's favorite sexytimes breeding zone.)


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:12:39 am PDT #11990 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sharks can get airborne.

I mean, this doesn't look real. Or possible. But it is.


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:14:49 am PDT #11991 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.

I think that about sums up David's point.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:15:21 am PDT #11992 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Why so serious?


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:17:01 am PDT #11993 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Why so serious?

[[[[[Having JAWS flashbacks]]]]]]]


erikaj - Apr 24, 2012 11:18:15 am PDT #11994 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Candygram!"


Toddson - Apr 24, 2012 11:25:57 am PDT #11995 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

So ... when the sharks are having sexytimes they can kill you; when the trees are having sexytimes you just wish they would?


Burrell - Apr 24, 2012 11:27:17 am PDT #11996 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I find the photos of happy sharks swimming near people strangely reassuring. The sharks don't seem that interested in hunting the humans at least. Mind you, that's not tempting me into the water or anything....


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:28:41 am PDT #11997 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Don't most cruise ships have pools on them? Or am I just falling for advertising?