Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:00:45 am PDT #11982 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

(Yes, sometimes they come to shallow water, but I choose to ignore this.)

Oh not just sometimes. They're right there. I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.


Polter-Cow - Apr 24, 2012 11:01:13 am PDT #11983 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

See, P-C, we're already having fun with your cruise!

I knew I could count on you!

I grew up in South Florida and I'll never forget a shot taken by a helicopter that showed seven or eight sharks swimming just 50 yards from the usual swimmers.

NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.


Steph L. - Apr 24, 2012 11:02:26 am PDT #11984 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!

Okay, you know what? If they let Jabberjaw on a cruise, that would be okay.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:05:49 am PDT #11985 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Here's one for Laura.

New Smyrna Beach in Florida.

Here's one unnoticed among surfers.

Aerial shot of sharks near a Florida beach.


Hil R. - Apr 24, 2012 11:06:51 am PDT #11986 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I love swimming and boogie-boarding and ocean kayaking, and therefore I am ignoring all of Hec's comments on this topic.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 24, 2012 11:09:19 am PDT #11987 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

They don't let sharks on the boat, though, so stay on board, and you're shark-free!

Landshark. IJS.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:09:37 am PDT #11988 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I love this one: Great White Shark in the wave cruising alongside a surfer.


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:11:37 am PDT #11989 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Welcome to the Farralon Islands. (Just off the coast from SF - it's the Great White Shark's favorite sexytimes breeding zone.)


DavidS - Apr 24, 2012 11:12:39 am PDT #11990 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sharks can get airborne.

I mean, this doesn't look real. Or possible. But it is.


quester - Apr 24, 2012 11:14:49 am PDT #11991 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

NEVER SWIMMING AGAIN.

I think that about sums up David's point.